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(1) Why do they call them blueberries, when they are really purple?
(2) What does the word "hemmoroid" mean? Shouldn't it be called "Asteroid"?
(3) Us Americans call prawns "shrimp", and you see advertisements in our stores selling "Jumbo Shrimp". Does that make any sense?

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Thanks for stopping by! I'd like to start by saying that this site may contain links to other sites that may be offensive to some people. Even though some of the sites may be a little gross, I will not add sites that contain sexually explicit material or what I consider to be racist or sexist. If you feel that you may not like some of the things here, click on the "back" button on your browser to leave this site now. If you DO NOT find an occasional buttocks or breast offensive, WELCOME! Just remember to add this site to your "Favorites" or "Bookmarks". I am always updating this page, so come back often.

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THIS MONTHS TOP 5 SITES!

  1. Hey, what can I say? I was a teenager during the '70's.
  2. The Wonder Years meets Marilyn Manson. This is one funny site!
  3. Do you know your candy bars? This site will let you look at a cut candy bar, so you can try to guess what kind it is.
  4. A tribute to my Scottish heritage. (Actually, this is kind of embarrassing.)
  5. I can't let this one off of my top five list. Come, have some Cereal with me!

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