MANLY MANIFESTO

I AM MALE. Therefore, you should listen to me. I should be given consideration. My voice is louder and deeper than a woman's; I've got more thoughts, more ideas that need voicing. It's not that I don't like women. I'm no bonesmoker. It's just that nine times out of ten, a man has a better sense of what's going on in reality. Women are more introspective. They're just concerned with feelings, emotions, abstract shit like that. Men are more grounded in the facts. That's why women aren't so good at politics, sports, anything to do with mental or physical violence. They're just too nice. 1