1.Thou shall not be Christian.
2.Thou shall not be a silly muslim.
3.Being a follower of Krishna is fine, just not around me.
4.If thou are an american, dont even bother to try acting smart.
4.If thou hate my country or me, I really dont give a fuck.
5.Thou shall not jump 13 times with a pig in your arms on mondays.
6.Thou shall not email me and bug me if something I wrote here annoys you.
7.This is not a commandment, I would just like to remind thou that if thou still plan to bug me via email, I will mail bomb you so bad your computer will explode.
8.Do I make my self clear??
9.BAHH*
10.Please dont take these things seriously, these are all just harmless 'jokes'...
11.hm thats another commandment I just thought of: argh damn I forgot !
*eh?