X-Files HumorBy: Amy
10. A Dana Scully barbie doll
9. tight leather pants - so the babes will want him
8. Mulder's movies
7. a sheep
6. a date
5. the URL for Esther's brain
4. handcuffs
3. a few more inches (where ever he wants them)
2. furry vests
1. Dana Scully
TOP TEN THINGS ON MULDER'S CHRISTMAS LIST
by: Amy
10. CSM strung up with christmas lights
9. "Alien Probe 2- The Probing Continues"
8. thaw out the ice queen
7. to be Eddie "the 'h' is silent" van Blundht
6. a new subscription to Celebrity Skin
5. Skinner to love him
4. rat boy's other arm
3. the truth
2. to stop being called Spooky
1. Dana to say yes
TOP TEN THINGS ON SCULLY'S CHRISTMAS LIST
by: amy
10. ice tea
9. a clue as to how Mulder's brain works
8. to see Mulder in a speedo - missed it the first time
7. another dog - poor Queequeg
6. a date for Frohicke
5. the end of the Mulderbabes
4. those alien implant earings that Mulder promised her
3. a giant blood sucking worm
2. her eggs back
1. a fox
TOP TEN THINGS ON SKINNER'S CHRISTMAS LIST
by: amy
10. a prostitute that doesn't die on him
9. new underwear - black boxer shorts like Mulder
8. a date with Mrs. Scully
7. to be abducted - everyone else was
6. some head wax
5. agents that actually listen
4. Krychek burning at the stake
3. CSM to stop smoking in his office
2. permission to smack Mulder next time he misbehaves
1. POWER
TOP TEN THINGS ON CSM'S CHRISTMAS LIST
by: amy
10. all the implants I can carry
9. the cure for lung cancer - implants don't work
8. a bigger gun
7. to keep Samantha
6. Skinner to like him
5. a date with dana
4. more power
3. more clones
2. an EBE of his very own
1. Mulder to call him 'Pops'
TOP TEN THINGS ON KRYCHEK'S CHRISTMAS LIST
by: amy
10. a blue speedo
9. his hair to grow a bit
8. a date with Mulder or Scully
7. Melissa Scully - too bad he killed her
6. his arm back
5. to atone for all his sins
4. Mulder in a speedo
3. a bionic arm - plus attachments
2. Skinner tied up
1. a rat girl fo my very own (Sara???)
TOP FIVE THINGS ON MRS. SCULLY'S CRISTMAS LIST
by: amy
5. to know where Charles is
4. to know who Charles is
3. for Bill to stop being an ass
2. Dana's attrctive boss
1. Fox and Dana married
MULDER PICK UP LINES TO SCULLY
by: amy
10. "Want to see how comfy my couch really is?"
9. "How about I abduct you?"
8. "Wow, free glow in the dark condoms. Scully let's see if you really light up my life."
7. "Look Scully, a sleeping bag!"
6. "How about a Fox Hunt?"
5. "Scully, the horny beaset is after me. Help!"
4. "Ever see my speedo?"
3. "Scully my back hurts, will you rub it?"
2. "I'll show you the truth"
1. "How about you come over and we'll experiment with your eggs?"
10. Queequag 2
9. the 1st victim
8. the second victim
7. the third girl to the left in a large crowd.
6. the only victim we actually see being killed
5. the person standing right behind Gillian Anderson
4. An alien
3. did we mention Scully needs a new dog
2. the waitress in one of the dinners they frequent
1. Mulder could be watching reruns of the Naked Truth one late night when he can't sleep.
10. clean for Passover
9. sleep
8. read and write MSR fanfic
7. wonder if Chris will actually let them kiss
6. expostulate on what will happen before, during, and after the kiss
5. drive people crazy counting down the days, hours, minutes, seconds.
4. play X-Files:CCG
3. tell everyone you know, who has ever heard of X-Files, that they are going to kiss
2. create top ten lists (that's when all of these were created)
1. bite your nails and patiently wait
