37 Reasons Why Captain Kirk is better than Captain Picard.
37. Kirk appreciates Shakespeare,but he doesn't show it
36. Kirk can beat up a Klingon bare handed.
35. If Kirk finds a strange probe he doesn't stop to check it out, he blows it up
34. Kirk didn't fail his Starfleet Entrance Exam.
33. Kirk is a leader, not a follower.
32. Kirk has sex more than once a season.
31. One word: Hair
30. Kirk can beat up a Kilngon bare-handed.
29. Picard is French man with an English accent.
28. Kirk would date Beverly Crusher-- AND DAMN THE CONSEQUENCES!!
27. Kirk never, ever drinks tea.
26. Diplomacy for Kirk is a phaser and a smirk.
25. Two words: Shoulder roll.
24. Kirk doesn't wear dresses when admirals arrive for lunch.
23. Kirk would never sing to childern during a crisis.
22. Kirk says "Prime Directive? What Prime Directive?"
21. Kirk knows 20th century curses.
20. Kirk would never waste a holodeck with Dixon Hill.
19. Kirk can beat a Vulcan at Chess.
18. When Picard was 37 he was only Captain of a lowly freighter, when Kirk was 37
he was Captain of the Flagship Enterprise.
17. Kirk's first officer NEVER told him to stay on the bridge.
16. Kirk never said "Abandon ship! All Hands Abandon Ship"
15. One word: Miniskirts.
14. Kirk had a cool phaser, not some Braun Mixmaster.
13. Kirk once made a cannon out of bamboo, sulpher,potassium nitrate and charcoal, then
fired diamonds into the heart of his enemy. (Need we say more?)
12. Kirk once fought a Greek God, and won.
11. Kirk doesn't let the doctor tell him what to do.
10. Kirk's name is hated throughout the galaxy.
9. Kirk can climb a Jeffries tube and fix anything.
8. The Kilngons didn't have word for surrender, until they met Kirk.
7. Picard paints nudes, for arts sake!
6. Kirk never, ever, wore a wiener wrapping speedo on shore leave.
5. Kirk never got his command codes locked out by some pimply faced "acting" ensign.
4. Three words: Flying Leg Kick.
3. Kirk would never let his security chief wear a pony tail.
2. When Kirk says "Boldly Go" he means it.
1. Kirk traveled through The Great Barrier, met God and wasn't even Impressed.
If you have any reasons to add PLEASE send then to me.
