...YOU MIGHT BE A TREKKER!
- If you've ever been in a fist fight over who is better Captain Picard or Captain Kirk...
- If you think that Captain Janeway is sexier than Princess Leia...
- If your fantasy includes Lt. Uhura sitting on the edge of your bed saying "Hailing frequencies open"...
- If your screen saver says "Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated"...
- If you find yourself in a jam and say "Scotty, beam me up!"...
- If you believe that Ross Perot owns a copy of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition...
- If you believe Ross Perot is a Ferengi...
- If someone says good morning to you and you answer "Ka Plah!"...
- If you know the proper Vulcan greeting and response...
- If you can tell the difference between a Vulcan and a Romulan...
- If you can name all the people who have ever been captain of the Enterprise...
- If you think Q-Tips is a self-help book written by a certain Star Trek villan...
- If you have the Klingon version of Hooked on Phonics...
- If you find a hairball and think it's a Tribble...
- If you believe there is an alternate universe where you are captain of the Enterprise...
- If you learned to pick up women by watching Captain Kirk...
- If you keep flipping open your cell phone hoping to get a comunique from Scotty...
- If you here someone say "he's an enterprising young man," and you look for his communicator...
- If you get in your car and say engage...
- If you believe George Lucas is the Anti-Christ...
- If your girlfriend tells you "it,s either me or Star Trek!" and you wave good-bye...
- If you think Hillary Clinton would look good in Lt. Uhura's uniform...
- If you wrote in James T. Kirk for President with running mate Pavel Chekov...
- If you walk into your kitchen and look for a replicator...
- If you think Kahless will come back before Jesus Christ...
