Tim(othy) I Am
How Timothy and Kirk became friends again.

Tim I am Tim.
Tim Tim I am.
Kirk That Tim I am, that Tim I am, I do not like that Tim I am.
Tim How 'bout insults to your hand?
Kirk I do not like them Tim I am.
Tim Would you like them done in "jest"?
Kirk I would not like them done in "jest".
Tim Would you like them full of zest?
Kirk I would not like them full of zest.
Kirk I don't like insults from your hand. I do not like them Tim I am.
Tim Would you like them serious?
Tim Don't they make you tearious?
Kirk Insults are way too serious. They do so make me tearious.
Kirk I do not like them done in "jest". I do not like them full of zest.
Kirk I don't like insults from your hand. I do not like them Tim I am.
Tim What about poor Ben Finney?
Tim Dead he is because of thee?
Kirk I gave him time so he could flee. He can't be dead so leave me be.
Kirk Insults are way too serious. They do so make me tearious.
Kirk I do not like them done in "jest". I do not like them full of zest.
Kirk I don't like insults from your hand. I do not like them Tim I am.
Tim He was a friend and you're at fault.
Tim My insults surely will not halt.
Kirk My friend too, he was, a peer. But what's the point you will not hear.
Kirk I gave him time so he could flee. He can't be dead so leave me be.
Kirk Insults are way too serious. They do so make me tearious.
Kirk I do not like them done in "jest". I do not like them full of zest.
Kirk I don't like insults from your hand. I do not like them Tim I am.
Tim You're not at fault, or so you say.
Tim Then who's to blame and who should pay.
Kirk Cogley says Ben is not dead. The heartbeat sound some light will shed.
Kirk My friend too, he was, a peer. But what's the point you will not hear.
Kirk I gave him time so he could flee. He can't be dead so leave me be.
Kirk Insults are way too serious. They do so make me tearious.
Kirk I do not like them done in "jest". I do not like them full of zest.
Kirk I don't like insults from your hand. I do not like them Tim I am.
Tim You do not like them? That's okay.
Tim You were found innocent today.
Tim Apologies, please do accept.
Tim We should not have been so adept.
Tim Assuming you had done this wrong.
Tim Command, your destiny so strong.
Kirk It's fine with me, you're still my friend. I'm just so glad it's at an end.
Kirk I started to have doubts you see. Did I really kill Finney?
Kirk I'm glad you see the wrong you did. Accusing me while truth was hid.
Kirk So let's be friends and stop this sham. Kind Regards, to Tim I am.

Glad to see they're no longer enemies. :)
Written by Curtis Fox

[Win De Lugo] [Star Trek TOS]

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