Alsimane
sighs as he reads the slate by Torgal's great divan,
noting the next fight of the evening. "Crud.",
he states plainly as he notices that Meliquiades is
on the bill. Turning to an attendant he barks. "Get
extra security out there! Last time that poor sod barely
made it to the fight what with all the women swooning
all over him, and 'accidentally' tearing at his cloak."
The page quickly runs off to do the legionnaire's
bidding as Alsimane limps slowly to the banister once
more.
"Ladies and Gentlemen! Tonight, curiously, we
have a battle between a Lady and a Gentleman!"...
He then mutters to himself amidst the instant roar
of the crowd. "And if you believe that, I have
some prime real estate in Gehenna to pass along..."
He returns to his howled introduction. "Tonight,
the Pit's favorite! The Flamboyant! The ever-entertaining!
Meliquaides!"
The slight gentleman cartwheels into the arena to
the gasps and cheers of the crowd. Appearing above
his head by magic come seven long-stemmed red roses
which he juggles magnificently is rolling loops, before
tossing all but one into the crowd. The cheering takes
on a shrill note as the ladies above react.
"And his opponent! The self-proclaimed Hammer
of Justice! Shanna!"
The mighty portal opens in turn and the simply clad
figure of Shanna marches to her place, a pair of sandals
tied at her belt and one hand pumping the air as she
bellows "Justice will be served!" Her other
hand grips to her chest her infamous scroll of magical
writings, whispered to be a blessed artifact of her
church. She raises the scroll before her as Alsimane
raises his arm to give the order to fight. However
before he can, Meliquiades drops suddenly to one knee.
He proclaims loudly across the ring. "Fair Shanna,
let us not do this! Read to me not from yon poems
of might! Here." He raises the remaining rose
bloom before him. "I have a single rose to offer
you, in friendship and admiration. Let us retire from
this spectacle, to speak of more pleasant things."
His imploring eyes draw a series of sighs from the
crowds above as all eyes turn to the stern face of
the warrior maiden of St. Cuthbert. With a haughty
expulsion of breath she raises her chin. "You
are the most Lawless one in this place. You shall
fall before the Hammer of St. Cuthbert!"
And at this...Alsimane, tentatively, calls the combatants
to action. "Fight!?!
Instantly, the limber Meliquiades dives into a dazzling
series of back-handsprings driving him at amazing
rate towards the white-clad object of his attention.
Shanna, smoothly steps backward, placing one hand
and one foot upon the gate behind her, and then swiftly,
scurries backward up and away from her pursuer. The
crowd murmurs in appreciation as she begins to recite
from her mystical writings and a blazing shield of
light surrounds her momentarily.
Laying the single rose delicately on the ground beneath
her, Meliquiades stops and calls out "Give unto
me, your poems Lady. I would not continue this battle."
And with a gesture and an arcane word, suddenly Shanna's
precious scroll slides from her hands. It drops delicately
to the floor, where he pauses in his attention to
retrieve it, and tuck it, with some mild difficulty,
into his belt. "Now, why don't we be friends?"
Reaching into her robes, Shanna draws forth her answer
and hurls it down at the young man's over-cheerful
face. A bag of sticky liquid goo bursts across the
still form of Meliquaides and his features broadcast
the pain of those touched by unjust action. He steps
aside, with some difficulty, and calls up to his fuming
opponent. "Ah, now you have messed my coif. I
am disheveled. How sad. Come and make amends, no?"
And once again he gestures.
The form of Shanna breaks into a flurry of pinwheeling
arms and legs as her unnatural perch near the top
of the pit-gate shines brightly with liquid grease.
Suddenly all of her limbs come away from it's slick
surface as she tumbles down onto the sands of the
pit......only to spring up again unharmed!
She immediately re-ascends the pit wall a mere span
from her previous perch and points down to her "Quail
at the wrath of Cuthbert, Thief!" With this,
a cloud of gloom and dark imaginings settles down
over Meliquiades. With difficulty, he shakes off the
bleak effects and looks once more up to his rather
difficult foe. With an indrawn breath he states: "Very
well, then. But I shall try not to harm you, greatly."
And he begins to sing.
The sticky sodden spectacle of Meliquaides bursts
into action as best he can, daggers flashing in an
instant and hurling them towards his foe as she races
the curve atop the pit's enclosure to distance herself
from him. One dagger ricochets from the wall near
Shanna's feet while another, screaming unerringly
towards it's mark is slapped aside at the last minute
by her lightening fast fists. Stopping suddenly she
draws her sling and unleashes a bullet. It glances
of his armor without effect.
Tumbling in slow cartwheels across the ground, the
white-goed form of Meliquiades makes a painfully sad
sight, putting forth the aura of a lame puppy, he
sings on. A dwarvish piece fills the air, putting
all in mind of endurance, and unjust persecution.
Another dagger flies from his hands, but goes nowhere
near his towering target; imbedding itself in a haunch
of meat grasped by an extremely surprised spectator.
Shanna looks down on her foe, and delivers several
more sling attacks without effect as Meliquiades backs
into the center of the ring. Then, her eyes open wide
with rage.
Meliquiades has open in one hand her blessed scroll
of Cuthbert! And from the steepled fingers of the
other, licks a long tongue of flame. He once again
calls out. "While I have tried to be civil, I
have no intention of remaining your willing target,
Lady Shanna.....if you would try me in combat, come.
Else I fear I will have to bring my light somewhat
closer to your writings as I search them for some
key to your hostility." Flames linger dangerously
close to the brittle parchment as he speaks.
Shanna reacts instantly. With a quiet murmur, heard
only by the closest spectators, she proclaims. "It's
hamma time." Then she is tumbling in a flash
towards her antagonist.
Crying out to her blessed patron she crashes into
her surprised foe and connects once with suddenly
apparent nunchucku and then a snapping kick to Meliquiades
jaw. The crack can be heard clearly by all as the
over-run minstrel stumbles backward, stunned to be
assaulted once more by twin strikes from the enraged
ascetic.
His song stops suddenly and the burning threat to
Shanna's sacred writings disappear, only to be replaced
with the lightening flicker of his rapier. His song
blooms once more in a glorious chorus as he drives
forwards, pushing Shanna before him. A flash, and
another, and the arms of the divine mistress of justice
flow red with the results of the assault.
Back towards the wall moves the combat, with more
hits received and given by both parties. Shanna backs
impossibly up the vertical surface once more moving
away from her assailant. With a shift in tune from
glory to the rush of springing gazelles, Meliquaides
attempts to leap upward to slash at his retreating
foe. His impressive effort leaves him several feet
out of range however, as his alchemical bindings once
more interfere with his dexterity.
Both combatants silently distance themselves from
one another, and then, as if in planned unison, call
upon powers sacred and mysterious to heal their wounds.
Back in the center of the ring, Meliquaides once
more draws flame to his fingers and prepares to call
his foe back out to meet him. However, whatever witticism
he was to deliver is interrupted as a sling-bullet
impacts near his jaw.
Looking up, he spits out a tooth slowly, and then
silently lights the scroll aflame.
The remainder of the combat was performed in silence.
Casting aside the blazing parchment Meliquiades slowly
tumbled about the ring, attempting to keep up with
his foe and to recover what daggers may have fallen
within the confines of the arena. And although he
did manage once more to bring the battle to the mighty
Shanna with a recovered blade, he was unable to close
with his foe.
Silently, monotonously, the Hammer of St. Cuthbert
bombarded him from the safety of the wall tops, until
eventually, he moved no more.
Alsimane could only watch in silence, as the furtive
murmurings of the audience burst into full-fledged
complaint at the outcome of the battle. Jeers and
catcalls rain down on Shanna, without effect.
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