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Subject: Scully and her pet Dog
From: c9111270@cc.newcastle.edu.au
Date: 8 Jul 96 16:44:04 +1000
Organization: University of Newcastle, AUSTRALIA

Agent Dana Scully was playing with her pet doggy in the park one day.
She was playing fetch ball with her pet doggy. Throwing the ball and
making her pet doggy fetch it. Sometimes she would pretend to throw
the ball and make her pet doggy run and when her pet doggy pulls a really
stupid face after figuring out she fooled him, she would do her funny laugh
sometimes snorting, and sometimes jumping slapping her hands on her knees
saying "gee you remind me of mulder sometimes hehehe" and her pet doggy
would just pant along.
	Then along came Robbo, A mean looking steroidal street thug, who
at birth was injected with alien DNA by cancerman himself was going about
his business wrecking public property hopefully one day to join the elite
cancerman destroying evidence corpse. 
	He picked up the ball Dana Scully threw and warned Scullys dog to
back off or he bite his head off. Dana said "Hey you neanderthal moron give
that ball back!!!". But since Dana Scully is a responsible Agent who owns
a firearm for her job, she left her gun behind in a safe. Dana was thinking
"uh oh i'm in trouble" but she kept her head and picked up a tree branch almost
her size and wielded it like a baseball bat and yelled "Come on your call!!"
	Before anything more happened along came Charlie the wonder Dog
looking for a tree to piss on, but there wasn't any trees because the council
chopped all the trees down to build a multi-million dollar GP/Indycar racetrack
and Charlie the wonder dog was in desperate need of a tree. He came past Robbos
leg and thought "oh well this would have to do." and Charlie peed all over
Robbos leg with a relief look on his face. Robbo yelled "What!!!! ARGHH" and
drop the ball and Dana Scullys doggy pick it up and rushed over to her.
Robbo was furious he kicked Charlie the wonder dog like a soccer ball. While
Robbo was really laying into Charlie Dana Scully and her Doggy escaped singing
"Charlie we love you".
	Later that day Dana Scully rang Mulder to tell her story but he was
called out and his mobile wasn't working cause his battries ran out as a 
he passed a mysterious beam of light, and he was very eager to investigate
a mysterious death of a man who died from a cardiac arrest with alien DNA from
kicking an animal who did not die.
So Dana Scully had to wait the next day to tell Mulder her little adventure
with her pet doggy.