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Subject: ADMIN: THE ATXF MAP [LONG!!!]
From: "$teve2.01" <kheldar@thehub.com.au>
Date: Wed, 19 Nov 1997 14:39:47 +1100
Organization: $teve2.01 World Wide Web Tour 97
$teve2.01 a message he cancelled cos the formating was ratted
> Sciby wrote:
>
> > Is there more in here than just the gutter???? (It's like asking "is there
> > more that just TAN posts in here?").......................................
> > Sciby the sewerswimmer.
Glad you asked me that Sciby old boy. It just so happens I have a map of
ATXF right here.
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| |\ . . ! [4] ! . . . | |
| [1] || . ::::::::::::::!-----!:::::::::::::| [5] |
|____________|| ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::| |
\______\\____\|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|________|
::::::' ______ `:::::: | [::] |
________ :::::' / \ ::::: /\=====/\ ||
| |\:::::: / \ .... ::::: || | || .
| [2] |\:::::: ( [3] )::::::::::: /\ /\ .'`. .
|______|\:::::: \ /|::::::::::: ||=====|| | | .
\ \::::::: \______//|::::::::::: || [6] || |__|_.
::::::: \_____//'::::::::::: ||_____||.||||//
\\ :::::::: __\====/_ ::::: _ ___/||/||/|
\\:::::::::::::: /________/\ :::::: /\\/\\\||||||||
|||::::::::::::::: \--------\ . :::::: |\\\\\|""""""""|
|||:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: __ /\\\\\\|[8] The |
// `::::::::::::::::::::::|"""""""|| \\\\\\\| Gutter |
/ `:::::::::::::::::::'| [7] || /\\\\=-| Bar |
LS :::: |_______||/\==\=--|________|
[1] Administration centre.
Also known as "The Faqulty". Steve Leahy, Steve Turtle and Kenneth
Alexander Finlayson can oft be found in these offices typing away at
their updates to Xreports, FAQs and Websites. Robin Harrison has an
office three doors down the hall to the left, where the ATXF Web Site
list is maintained. This location also features the ATXF Archives, and
the X-Report storeroom.
[2] The Oracle’s Trade Store.
Much in the way of Merchandise can be found here, including Rachael Bahl
sifting through the magazine racks, and a lost and lonely looking llama.
[3] Quantico House.
A source of much REL. Formerly the residence of Holly "I WANNNA BE
SCULLY!!!!" Alexander, currently maintained by Wolfgang "STAY ON TOPIC!!
STAY ON TOPIC!!" Schoepf. Most of the walls are covered in X-files
posters.
[4] The Weatherhog Institute for Gratuitous Exclamation!!!
[Currently closed] Also contains the headquarters of the now defunct
KWAS. Building for lease. Apply to $teve2.01 for details.
[5] ATXF Garrison, Barracks, Blacksmiths and Dining Room.
Home to the various appreciation societies, legions and other
organisations that have frequented the ATXF over the years. Currently
the location of the Quotewarrior quote vaults. Numerous ATXF regulars
can be found lounging about the Garrison.
[6] The Court of the Merchandise Queen.
As featured in several X-reports. Current home of the Merchandise Queen,
Annette Fraser, and her court of merchandise fans. $teve2.01 can
occasionally be found here, when he’s not in the Gutter.
[7] The battlefield.
The rather charred, crispy and gratified battlezone that hosts the
annual FLAMEWAR, QUOTEWAR and currently being repainted for the REL King
Championships.
[8] The Gutter Bar.
Notorious public house, famed for the open air atrium which features
constant sunlight all year round. The leading cause of TAN and SUNBURN
on the newsgroup. Noted local characters include $ciby $teve, and the
Robin. Former barman Daniel Frankham was once to have quoted "We are
all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars" which $teve
took to mean that Daniel was staring at him again.
References
Map courtesy of http://www.auburn.edu/~norgapd/ascii/archit/city. Mild
snippage occured to the original art. Art originally performed by LS.
$teve2.01
Laughing all the way