First, I think I'll try an orc eye
With some dragon on the side;
I'm in love with the baked dove,
Bring some kraken; make it dried.

Next, I'll have some griffon roast,
It's the most when placed on toast.
If you please, top it with cheese,
And I will of the service boast.

Grill me up some trout fillet,
Right away; some time today;
If you make a steak, I'll take,
But if so, I want it my way.

That was fun; I think I'm done.
Let's hope I won't weigh a ton.