Remarkable bravery's not hard to achieve
As long as you have a few tricks up your sleeve.
I ask you to listen to this song I weave
And tell me if you find it hard to believe.

You ask for my secret, I'll tell you no lie:
Everything, everyone's stronger than I.
Now, bravery's based on which monsters you fight
The harder the monster, the greater your might.

The creatures you kill ought to give you a fright.
(That's all of them out there, to my great delight)
So why is my brav'ry remarkably high?
Well, everything, everywhere's stronger than I.

They're vastly or slightly or somewhat or much
More mighty than I, and my wimpy's no crutch.
And even if given a luck charm to clutch,
Those frightening monsters are scary to touch.

"Oh, bravery's easy," I smile as I sigh,
"When everyone, everything's stronger than I."
So next time you see me grab bravery's horn
And pass you in brav'ry, please don't feel folorn,

I'm no braver now than the day I was born,
But one day I will be, on that I am sworn!
But now, none will sing of my strength to the sky,
For everyone, everywhere's stronger than I.