Now, as a newbie, one expects to find
A group of players, who, though not unkind,
Are not so friendly either. How I hate
Foul treatment that is oft a newbie's fate.

But at Valhalla, this is not the case.
A newbie's never scared to show her face.
In fact, so many offered me a hand,
That I fit in more quickly than I'd planned.

So with my luck charm held and wimpy on,
I teamed with fellow newbies. Though no brawn
Was ever targeted by us so meek,
Experience was ours by end of week.

And now with monsters slain and quest fulfilled,
I sing with hopes to join my chosen guild.