Starry Wisdom Temple is a freehold in the Duchy of Cambria (what
mortals call San Diego) within the Kingdom of Pacifica. Sir Pensius, a
seelie knight of Cambria, holds the land for his liege-lord, Count
Tormentil, and Duke Valerian. In addition
to being a haven for the homeless, both fae and mortal, the temple is also
the home of a UFO cult run by Sir Pensius in his mortal identity of Rev.
Llewellyn Sorenson. He figures that if the moon landing caused so much
glamour that the sidhe returned from Arcadia, then getting people to believe
that little green men were coming to Earth should generate quite a bit
of glamour too. As this seems to be working, his liege-lord reluctantly
permits him to continue this rather undignified enterprise.
Sir Pensius: A sidhe nobleman with a silver
tongue seeking to inspire mortal creativity by running a UFO cult (and
home for wayward changelings) in North County. Pensius is definitely a
talker, not a fighter, relying on his quick wits and charming presence
to get what he wants and stay out of trouble. (mortal identity: Rev. Llewellyn
Sorenson, player: Jim Hay)
Quote: "Further, there is the matter of my liege lord, Count
Tormentil. His heir is missing, and he is understandably upset about
this. If the girl is not found, he will be most displeased with
me, and will express that displeasure in some extremely painful ways. Now,
I am a knight of the Sidhe, and his sworn vassal. Just imagine what
he would do to a little unseelie sluagh boy who is responsible for his
niece's disappearance..."
Favorite cantrip: Sovereign 1 - Protocol "All right kids, settle down! Or you won't get anything live for dessert!" |
Edward Grey-Wolf: a coyote pooka with a
magic "Acme Backpack" which provides him with improbable devices. He claims
to be the inspiration for the Coyote/Roadrunner cartoons, but then pooka
claim a lot of things. (mortal identity: now that depends, doesn't it?
Player: Bill Stoddard)
Quote: "My Native American name is Two-Dogs Fucking, but the
white man does not understand the significance of the name*. As I am of
the noble nunnehi race, I will let your comments pass unanswered this one
time."
Favorite cantrip: Chicanery 1 - Fuddle: "Let me initiate you in the mystical ways of the coyote shaman, my dear. Come with me to the back of my sacred pickup truck..." |
Jenny Nettles: a wandering eshu musician
and gifted storyteller who knows how to make herself at home anywhere.
Especially in the beds of attractive male changelings...(AKA Mollie Underhill,
Maggie Wren, and others Player: Allison Lonsdale).
Quote: "I have a tale that wants telling, and another that I
want to be hearing, and you look like the lady most likely to appreciate
the first and know the second."
Favorite cantrip: Legerdemain 1 - Gimmix: "Bring to my hand what I need most." For more on Jenny, you are invited to read on... |
Chamone: a noble sidhe childling of House
Eiluned fostered by Count Tormentil,
Pensius's arrogant and traditionalist liege-lord, who has been entrusted
into Sir Pensius's care so that she can learn the ways of the other kith.
Originally naive and trusting, her time at the Temple has turned her jaded
and disgruntled in a cute little girl kind of way. She has a magical pearl
necklace that once belonged to Madonna. (Player: Carol Kalescki)
Quote: "What do you mean 'what are we doing?' We're rescuing
your sorry ass!"
Favorite cantrip: Primal 1 - Willow Whisper: "How are you, Mister Building. Did you see a bunch of rampaging naked satyrs pass this way lately?" |
Lord Erendil of Misthold Vale: an extremely
handsome unseelie sidhe noble who works in the movie industry. He has a
chimerical antelope (actually, a bongo) companion
named Giselle who punctures his ego when it starts to inflate too much.
He is geased to always guard against the destruction of glamour (but a
little ravaging here and there doesn't hurt...) (mortal identity: film
star Aaron Hunter. Player; Marc Biagi)
Quote: "What is that disgusting creature! What are you
doing with a redcap childling...don't you already have a garbage disposal?"
Favorite cantrip: Sovereign 2 - Dictum. " For more on Erendil, you are invited to read on... |
Toby: a redcap childling with a very narrow
focus: food. Since redcaps can eat literally anything (and lots of it),
this makes him quite a handful to manage. He has a chimerical toy battlesuit
(Sgt. Slaughter Battlesuit™) that makes him dangerous as well as ravenous.
This is why Sir Pensius' hair is turning gray long before its time... (player:
Jeffrey Bryson)
Quote: "Toby like beer. Crucnchy on the outside, foamy in the
middle... GNASH SLAVER DROOL HEH HEH!"
Favorite cantrip: Wayfare 1 - Hopscotch: "Boingy, boingy. boingy!" |
Mel: a nocker childling that spends most
of his time in his basement workshop trying to exercise his nocker skills
in making enchanted items. Most of his projects end with a boom. His chimerical
rat companion Socrates has a fondness for hard liquor and Jenny's skirts.
(Was Jesse Quisinberry, now played as NPC)
Quote: "Toby, come here and help me test my new redcap trap...
oops, I mean my new Sgt. Slaughter Command Center™"
Favorite cantrip: Primal 1 - Willow-whisper: Please don't blow up this time, Mr. Dynamite.At least, not yet..." |
Franklin: Sir Pensius's loyal troll retainer.
Franklin uses his prodigious muscles to round up Toby's dinner, defend
his lord's person, and fend off the (sort-of) unwanted advances of Jenny
Nettles. (NPC)
Quote: "Sire, I do not question your orders but...are you sure
you want me to shoot down that ostrich? It is unarmed."
Favorite cantrip: Sovereign 1 - Protocol: "Please, children...quiet down. You don't want me to have to use this axe, do you?" |
Mrs. Bouquet: the boggan housekeeper of the Temple, Mrs. Bouquet ("that's pronounced "Bucket"") has to feed many hungry appetites and clean up after nocker explosions and redcap mealtimes. Pensius pays her quite well...
*this refers to a Native American tradition of naming their children after the first thing their mother sees after childbirth.