Allen St. Clair Finch
That's right! On July 18,1998,there will be a big fiesta for Mr. Melacatones, (Ph)Allen St. Clair Finch. He is marrying a beautiful lady, Rosa Rodriguez (we've already warned her, but she didn't listen..) We'll get into the Bachelor Party specifics a little later. Before we do, lets take a little virtual scrapbook tour of monkey boy's life. Follow the Finch-TacoBell Chihuahua at the bottom of each page to go to the next section. Rosa, if you're reading this, I apologize in advance!
Allen is just "not quite right". He really likes bananas, and always seems to have at least one in hand. Here he is at an SAE toga party back in '90. For future reference, bananas might be a great wedding gift. Ask Mattozzi how Allen and I used a banana to decorate his car after Tots' wedding.
Did I mention that he likes bananas? It's a recurring theme, and we don't know why. Ice cream at the Caf' and blue Saabs in Williamsburg were recurring themes, too. So are "bunk beds", "the LeBoof", "The Anal News", and "Butter Pecan", but we don't want to get into any of those now. Ah, but I digress. Here's Allen nursing young Mattozzi back to health at Mattozzi's bachelor party. I bet Mike was thankful for the sustenance in that banana.
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