Allen believes in law and order. He supports his local police departments. Ask Sigma Nu during rush. Without the uniform, he still had such a "boy scout" clean-cut look, that many establishments let him buy beer with his Chesterfield County Public Library Card. Uhh. "Is there a Situation?"
But is drinking "Sani-Flush" legal? Allen's taste in drinks hasn't been too great. He's been known to drink Drakaar cologne with Mattozzi & Holland, and he has been known to drink jugs of Paul Masson with Smith. Here he is in New Orleans, drinking from a toilet at "Nick's Ba" with some of the bros. Now that's just sad! Just remember, dial 1-800...

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