| Written by Jeff Long |
| Illustrated by Duane and David Adams |
| Cover by Duane Adams |
| Foreword | |
| One (Tash-ay-ay) | |
| Two (Nah-kee) | |
| Three (Kah-yay) | |
| Four (Tin-yay) | |
| Five (Asht-lay) | |
| Six (Host-kon-ay) | |
| Seven (Host-ee-day) | Crazy Cousins |
| Eight (Hah-pee) | of Phundahl |
| Nine (En-gost-ay) | Me Her Story |
| Ten (Go-nay-nan-ay) | |
| Eleven (Klats-at-too-ooh) | |
| Twelve (Nah-kee-sah-tah) | |
| Thirteen (Kah-yay-sah-tah) | |
| Fourteen (Tin-sah-tah-hay) | |
| Fifteen (Asht-lay-sah-tah-hay) | |
| Sixteen (Host-kon-sah-tah-hay) | |
| Seventeen (Host-ee-sah-tah-hay) | |
| Afterward |
| A limited number of print versions of this fanfic novella, produced for the 1998 Dum-Dum, are still available. Cost is $18, which includes shipping. It's a quality 'zine, with four color covers, printed on laser paper. Loads more art by David and Duane than is reproduced (and reduced) here. For ordering info, e-mail me at: jefflong@livenet.net |
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