Pat Cunningham= Myslef. Weird

Rory McFadden= Best friend. Pretty weird.

Chris Skelton= Friend. Truly Weird.

Alyssa Gilbert= Friend. Slightly Strange.

Vernon Jettlund= Friend. Strange.

Ian Crawford= Friend. Slightly Strange.

Danny Tran= Friend. Weird.

Matt Harper= Friend, Manager at Work. Slightly Strange, Sadistic.

Shawn McMullan= Classmate. Jock.

Lucius Von Joo= Old friend. Greaser.

Braden= Old Friend. Greaser.

Jesse= Old Friend. Punk/Skater

Mike Veto= Old Co-Worker. Skater.

Logan Young= Friend. Almost Normal.

Trevor Bryce= Friend. Gothic/Slightly Strange

Heath Fontes= Classmate/Friend. Jock.

Kate= Friend/ Lucius’ Girlfriend

Demi= Old Friend. Greaser.

Ian McPhearson= Co-Worker/Friend. Skater.

Keegan= Co-Worker. Strange/Skater.

Greg= Co-Worker. Strange.

Erich= Rory’s Cousin.

?/?/86

First dream I remember: (I was 4)

I went into this small grey building with some guy and some girl. There were tubes lining the halls, like some inside of a spaceship. A hole suddenley opened in the cieling, and the girl yelled as she was sucked up through it in a column of light. The man yelled some sort of, "Shadsha!" and jumped into a wall with a human indentation in it. He teleported away, and I jumped into the same place, yelled the same whatever, and was not teleported.

?/?/90

Lucius, Braden, Jesse and I were a new for of firefighters who had a backpack on that could transform into F-14’s, with us in them. We were all in a desert-rocky-mountainous area, and were walking around on patrol when we recieved on radio that a farm was on fire.

Lucius, Braden and I transformed and flew to the farm. We spotted the fire in one of the fields, and doused it with water on our F-14’s. Later, Braden and I were on patrol, but looking for Jesse and Lucius. We were standing on a outcropping of a cliff, when we saw the two run into a nearby cave. I felt that they were trying to evade us.

06/?/98

Logan, Vernon, Rory, and I ran outside onto my porch. The sun was setting in the other end of the sky, as we looked east and saw 5 moons. One was the real moon, next to it, a shadowed one, near that, a crescent. Further North of those, there was a greenish one and a reddish one next to each other. My buddies and I were slightly amazed, and Logan pointed out Venus, right above us all. I looked at Venus, and it was a lot bigger than we can normally see it, and it was green. I thought it was very cool.

Later on, I was put in a spaceship, and soon landed on another planet. That was all a blur in my mind though. I was walking around the humanoid based planet, almost everything there was white. I went into a Quicki Mart, and I saw Rory there. We said "hi" and he bought a powerbar and left. I was walking around a building later, and saw this middle-aged man. I asked him if he did the moons, and he smiled and looked flattered as he admitted it. I complimented him, and went about on my ways.

11/21/98

Events led up to where we were standing in line for a diving board. I was several people ahead of Rory and Alyssa. I did a really big jump in the air, which was measured at 3.2 meters. Everyone else was jealous. I waited around for my two friends, but they closed the pool before they could go.

We all went to a strange, girder based building. There was one wall to the giant two-story plaza. Red girders lined the sides, and where no wall existed, a beautiful tundra mountain landscape existed. On the other side of that, a shear, rocky cliff led down to a beautiful lake, near that, a summit that led to a valley.

I stood around for a while, until I decided to leave. Me and some other guy got in a red jeep with Alyssa as the driver. She drove us onto a rock that was directly on the cliff. She wouldn’t stop driving, and as slow as she was, we rolled down the cliff. We all got out of the jeep in mid air, and grabbed onto huge silver cables that were attached to the building. Some boulders fell down too, but we evaded them and climbed up to safety.

12/5/98

I was on a tundra island. Me and a few others were refugees from some sort of lost cause. We eventually found a man who could get us out of there. A dragon had just came, and we only hastened our retreat of the surreptitious island. We got to the dock, escaped the dragon, and saw the barge in which we were to depart far in the bay. We jumped into the warm water, and swam over to it. Right before I got on the boat, a large sea cucumber came up out of the ocean. It did not attack, so I got up on the boat where everyone else was waiting.

We went to a huge football expo. It was at an FBI installation, and all five UN-like buildings were dedicated to serving the 100,000+ people there. Me and my friends dispersed, and I soon got bored. I saw Mike Vera-a co-worker- standing around a log-ride type roller coaster. I went over, he was standing in the water flow, in the roller coaster tracks, and he’d jump out whenever the train would come by. Once he didn’t jump out in time, and he was thrown back against the roller coaster tracks again, he looked confused, and another train came. He ducked under it, and began to curl into a fetal position. I dragged him out, and he began to turn orange on the lawn in which he lay. Some guy came up and said he’d be all right.

I saw Chris Skelton and some other lucrative people run into a fenced area near me. I wanted to follow, but felt Mike needed some more help.

12/8/98

I was flying a remote helicopter around, happy that I was moving into Rory’s Beach House soon. Chris and some other dude were there watching me, and I sudenley remembered that I had work.

"Crap! What time is it?" I said.

"Uhh, ‘s like, 4:30." Chris lazily replied.

I checked my alarm clock, it was 5:25, not nearly enough time to be at work at 5:30. I donnned my gear quickly, and rode off to the new location of my work (Now it was up another hill instead of where it really was).

I got in seven minutes late, and Matt, said, "Dude, I marked you down for all seven minutes." He said this with his large evil grin, which he expresses all to often towards me.

12/15/98

Many things had preceeded, and I was in the finals of the monster truck races. I had a big old blue truck, that looked like a built-in flat bed or something. I was about to race, and my contendor said something I cannont remember. He had black eyes, and a really stupid look.

12/16/98

I was bowling, with Chris, Vernon, Rory, Alyssa, and Trevor. A few others drifted around our party as well. Trevor worked there-at the Surf Bowl-and said he’d get us a discount afterwards. We all bowled, the place wasn’t well lit as I rememeber.

By the time we were done, Trevor came out with a calculator, said a bunch of stuff, and anounced that the game cost $500 after the discount. Everyone quickly left, and I wandered about thinking of how outrageous that game of bolwling cost. I went outside to tghe parking lot, and played with the gravel.

12/29/98

Rory and I were in a neat little black Porche. I was driving warily down the freeway pretty fast. We drove off to school. On the way, we saw Shawn on a similar black Harley behind a car. He was revving his enginge wanting to go they were stopped due to traffic). The car in front of him got mad and went backwards a few feet, Shawn was forced to go back, but went off the side of the bridge he was on. I diddn’t see what happened to him after that.

A lot of weird stuff happened then. Alyssa, Rory, and I stayed about two buildings doing stuff I cannont recall. Then Rory, Alysssa, Logan. and I went into this one class, and they all scrunched into a small black box with a window in the front to watch some movie that was on. I decided not to go into the box because it was so small.

After class, I went to the room that I know Rory and Alyssa had together, some English class. I looked in, and couldn’t find them. I saw Vern go around a corner and talk to Kevin. All this was happening at my Elementary school. On the way down the corridor I was walking, I saw the grim reaper walking down the hall. He did not move to harm me, but Idodged around his touch of death anyway. He was carrying some sort of crumpled, rolled up postal package.

12/30/98

I was at work, and I had brought my sword to there for all to see. Somehow a library was now incorporated into Round Table Pizza, and I was looking about, cleaning stuff with my sword beside me. I once was inclined to hold up my sword, for all to see, as I recieved their awe.

Then I was outside cleaning a car in a parking lot. A whole lot of people who looked like they were in a funeral procession walked by, and among them was a school bully, Jay. He kicked my sword a few times, then walked away. I looked into one of the cars they were all walking in, and there was a great big guy with a black metal cage around his head.

I was then walking back to work, when a evil looking spider-like machine with a grungy C3-PO in it. A great big gun was facing me, and I was suddenley in my armor that I have in a role playing game.

I inquired as to how that would harm me, and the robot simply replied, "Mark.... ready." That freaked me out, and I ran over towards a field. A fire was shot, hitting the grass and causing a neat, but small explosion of yellow sparks and other assorted yellow matter.

1/29/99

Alyssa, Heath and I were sitting at a restraunt-style table. We were in some large auditorium, with a stage up front, and a couple dozen more tables with people at about half of them. Heath and Alysa were talking about something, I was just sitting around looking for something. When Heath left, I noticed that Alyssa was wearing some sort of short skirt. After pointing this out, she was embarrased, and said that she had some pants with her.

I shrugged, and left to the back stage. After there, I saw a few faceless classmates, and aa script. I looked at the script, and didn’t remmeber any of the lines because I was on vacation for a while. Someone else told me that it was a whole new play. Kitchy-my bowling teacher- came by soon, and was busy talking to someone else, I waited until I could talk to her...

2/4/99

Lucius, Kate, Demi, Jesse, Braden and I were in a van going to the ultimate football game. We got there around 12 o’ clock, and when I saw the stadium, I showed no emotion. Strange, because the stadium was like 12 of the greatest stadiums gathered into one huge open-aired circle. We all went into our private office-viewing station. I got bored after a while, and just walked around outside.

After a while, we all got into the van again, and went home.

2/5/99

Me, Chris, Rory, and Vern were in this strange activity area, with a pool, and some other stuff. There were a few children, who had these strange things, that were like a sock, but colored and fuzzy as a racoon. You’d put your hand into the end, grasp some handle back, and when you let go, it would fly some 20 feet.

Me and my three friends went down a long hall, met Trevor, and out the other end, a beautiful, valley with jungle-like trees existed. There were some creeks that ran through the micro-foot hills. Surrounding the acre area, were great stone walls. There were doors of great oak, or no door at all, covering slits in the walls.

I went through one alone. I giant monotaur looking statue grabbed me and hoisted me away. I landed in some dark, hilly plain, with a lake in the middle. I ran toward it, and began to receive pain from the ground. Now, Three Computer games began to influence my dream, as the Zelda engine, Diablo health potions, and Tomb Raider heath graphics accompanied my journey toward the lake. I veered off course from the lake, and stopped in a cornerto try to figure out what was wrong. Before I could figure anything out, I’d died.

I next saw Chris, who’d entered into another door, running along on a complex wooden surface. He rounded the corner, and saw some big old monotaur with green and purple clothing. He simply walked around it, and found some old woman. The woman gave him an apple of strength, with extra candy on it. Chris was teleported onto a gold saucer, and when he got up, a monotaur flung him to where I, and everyone else was waiting.

2/17/99

I was at work, with Matt, Ian McPherson, and Keegan. It was about 8 when a guy ordered a pizza with bleu cheese on it. When he came in to pick it up, it was some dude from a band Matt knew of, Matt took two cups, filled them halfway with ice, put some clear liquid into it, and then poured some blue stuff from a flask into each, and he and the bleu cheese guy drunk that.

Later, someone ordered a "super combo". No one knew how to really make it, and we were still working on it when the old couple came in to pick it up.

I was cleaning out the salad bar when I found a whole lot of salad underneath it, in a section that doesn’t really exist, when five people who were standing at the counter asked, "Is this where we pray to the pizza god?"

I said, "sure."

Then I saw some dude in a god costume standing near me, staring into the salad bar.

2/21/99

I was finally placed on a space shuttle. The Shuttle’s name was something that started with a "D". I know not what my mission was, but the cargo bay was expanded, and had the makings of a house. In the spaceship, Some of my friends, and a lot of people I don’t know dressed in civilian clothing were standing around. There was a garage as well which housed some high-tech motorcycles.

Before we could get past the moon, we had some problems. Suddenley, 3 of my crew members were dead, leaving me, and one other. We had no choice but to return to Earth.

By the time we got succsefully in orbit of Earth, the other crew member had parished, and much of the quipment had been destroyed. Earth Operations didn’t know anything about our current situation, and the communications were out so I couldn’t land. One of the civilians had a Ham radio though, so I used it to try to contact Houston or Cape Canaveral. No luck.

Next thing I know, I was transported outside of Cape Canaveral’s Hangar, I don’t know how... I entered the hangar, and told some of the people I knew standing around about the shuttle in orbit. They said that they’d take care of it soon enough. I wasn’t satisfied, but the dream ended there anyway.

6/7/99

Me and a great Vampire hunter of eld were swordfighting a whole den of vampires. His skill was far greater than mine, and he was able to cut one compleatly in half. I was fighting flourentine. We worked our way from foothill suburbs to the crypts of the towns. Were eventually we found a empty vampire prison. I must’ve killed seven vampires by slashing of stabbing.

7/1/99

My mother (assumed by someone else, Dr. Frankenstein’s wife) was worried about one of my brothers being lost in the forest. We sent out a search party, by sweeping the forest, hands joined. We found the boy, his arm torn off and leg dented by a blunt object. My mother began to weep, but I wandered off into the forest.

Later that day, my mother was walking with one of the family’s agents discussing when I should do something. I caught up with them and as we were walking home, the forest took a dim look, white ball bearings floated down, harming nothing, and a super-imposed layer of blue came descenidng through the trees. We came to a part in a forest that ran by a cove of the ocean.

My mother told me to wait there for an answer. I jumped down to the beach, looked up into the waves, and saw sign "Choose Pip" for a split second. I burst into question about why I should choose Pip, and a voice answered "you should choose Pip...." Abruptly I woke up.

7/23/99

I was superman! I was with a bunch of friends (They were all in the thirties, I was still 17) and we were going to a violin concert. Clark Kent was my sidekick (strangely ennough), and we both knew something bad was going down. We all hesitantly entered into the concert hall, but went up to a bunch of windowed dressing rooms. Everyone changed into tuxedos but me, but before they finished, 3 big wild rats came into the hall I was standing in. I ran around the corner undetected. I waited until they weren’t looking, then I lured them into another room and closed the door. Last thing I remember I was eating cereal while they were finishing changing.

8/18/99

I was in Las Vegas looking for my Mom and sister, when I came upon a special hotel just for owners of American Clippers. Everything cost nothing for those owners. When I went in, I saw Greg and he was eating some strange pizza. After a while, I went over to the checkin list, and saw "Cunn" which I guessed was Cunningham. I aslo saw Obrasin, (An alias of mine) and that annoyed me. I went to the room, and met with my Mother.

Inspector Gadget was surrounded by two goblins. A couple other people were doing something else, while Inspector Gadget was typing away on a computer. A few other goblins were walking around, harrasing some girl. She tried to bust out with some superpowers, but was overtaken. Another girl tried to intervene, and ripped off her shirt to do so. The goblins just laughed.

I was at home and the phone rang. I wasn’t able to reach it. Erich came up the stairs to talk to me. He seemed alert and conussed. He said he couldn’t find Rory, and I couldn’t help him.

09/5/99

I was set as playing Romeo in a play. Things were going well, we had all the props, dresses, and a full cast, even Alyssa was casted as Elvis. Except the director was evil. He did a lot of things he shouldn’t have. He had even go so far to start a fight with Benvolio. Benvolio was a really nice guy, but sort of dumb. Ben fought back, and soon beat down the director. Ben and I sort of filled in for the director, we’d be the guys who decided how we’d get to our destinations and we’d take care of other politics, so to speak.

We were going to perform at The Shoreline Amphitheatre (A large Theatre in San Jose). We were at a marina, about to take off to get there. There were two boats flying through the sky in the distance. It seemed pretty tropical, the scenery was beautiful. The small plane we were going to get on was up a small walkway. Everyone got on, and I was having trouble fitting my bike onto the plane. Vernon came out and helped me though.

We got to the Shorline, and needed to go down a huge wooden slide that twirled and bumped to get there. After sliding down that, we all asembled and got dressed for the play.

The play was a success, and when we got back behind stage, there was a whole lot of gifts for each of the actors. I opened one of mine, to find that it was filled with pieces of skirt steak.

9/6/99

Riding my bike along some coastal plains, I came upon a massive group of Indians riding into war. They caught up to me, but didn’t kill me. The had chased me up to a catapult, that had a bunch of levers hanging from it.The Indians said it was a saotage trap machine. Once the Indans ran off, I rode back in the direction I had come. I soon met up with a larger force of the Union. I hailed them and warned them of the Indians close by.

They stopped for a second to take a beak, and I began wandering amongst them, getting acquainted with the army. I met the general, (who was the main lord guy in Army of Darkness) and he said that I could ride with them. I passed by some feuding ladies, one of which jumped onto a stagecoach that would be going with us to war.

We departed again at night, on horseback. We stopped on top of a hill overlooking a small valley. The Indian forces approached the other hill. Many of our men were parishing from the sabotage catapult machine, and the general remarked, "We have to roll our own corpses like marijuana just to keep it busy!"

Several of us lined up to make a front, swords in hand. We fought and eventually one. Then the Indians activated a robot that resembled a humanoid tank. It’s sword, which was almost like a chainsaw, was laying on the ground when I plucked it up before the robot could get it.

Me and one other charged the robot. I began hacking an arm, when it began to create a blue orb of energy. I jumped back, so did my friend with me. It shot the orb at us, but I caught it with the blade of my sword, and the orb dissipated. Me and the other guy hacked at it again until it tried to shoot another orb at us, which I caught once again. This time we took the robot out. Some others gathered around it, and I carved a lava lamp into it’s chest.

10/17/99

A teenage girl has a large insect crawling into her ear. She has a glazed look, and once the insect is in, her eves go red and her corneas split. She gets up and walks away. Someone commands her from behind, but falls back soon. She enters the halls of an underground facilty, surrounded by several more infested humans who’re walking around on their own buisness.

I stand up on a small hill and look out and over a grassy plain. My plastic-tight-plate armor doesn’t reflect any light, and my helmet increases my viewable range, which helps me when firing my gun at something. A few of my comrades are mullin about the area as well, fully armed.

A couple of the insect-humans begin charging up the hill, and my friends and I group up and take them out. Another race of the insects, who’re tall and fairly humanoid, almost mammal-like greets me. We have an unwritten alliance settled.

We’re all (humans and the big insects) walking toward a city, put are ambushed on the way by infested humans. We’ve no choice but to surrender, there’s too many of them. They lead us towards a prison-cave. The infested girl who’s leading me by my cuffs I recognize. She seems to know me from somewhere as well. I try to talk to her, but am restrained by the other infested.

When we’re all closed into the cave, the two leaders of the infested humans are outside and talk about this little, "Rebellion".

11/5/99

I was at AmtGard at Star By the Sea. At this place, there was a gas station/restraunt right across the way where in reality, there is a parking lot.

I found a belt with a hole lot of words on it, but put it down, because I wanted a red sash. Loooking up, I saw a mighty large freight truck parked on an awning, about 50 feet off the ground. I told Teorn and Castings, two other AmtGarders, and they went to check it out and were quite bewildered by what they saw.

We began the next game with about 6 archers including myself all firing arrows at Ulic and Bathrobe Guy, two amtgarders who had about 8 maces protecting them.

12/1/99

Me and a whole lot of people who were fans of Usher all went to his mansion to meet him. I didn’t particullarly like him of course. It was a pretty dull party once we got inside past the security doors. Then some murderer busted out with a gnarly sickle and started killing people one by one. I ran to the front door and looked out one of those little door-peeper things. I saw the killer trying to hide around the corner. Luckil, I teleported away from the house. Later, I was at school, and Chris and Fish told me, "You’re looking at some of the only people to get out of that place."

We flashbacked to the mansion with Chris and Fish wandering around. They met up with Jay and Silent Bob. Eventually, they met up with some others and just walked out undetected. We al piled into a small car (me included). It was pretty fullwith Fish, Chris and another in front and Jay, Silent Bob and I in the back. Some other girl now needed to get in. She just sort of climbed into the middle, and I took advantage and "helped" her in, which required me to grab her butt, mind you.

12/24/99

I was a vampire of mediocre power in a huge mall. There were two factions in the mall, good and bad, I was good of course! This mall was several stories tall, and very populated. I was a vampire that wasn’t totally immortal, but could jump and run very well, and had a nice little motorcycle.

Another good vampire and I were talking at one corner of the mall, when suddenley, a bad guy yelled out a battle cry down the hall. I told the other good guy to run away, and I was going to ride my bike past the bad guy towards the lobby. As I passed the bad guy who was traveling opposite on his motorcycle, I slashed at him with my dagger, just to hurt him.

After we passed, he yelled, "You’ll like that arrow in your neck!!!"

I said, "Shit!" and roared off toward one of my immortal vampire friends. There was a wooden arrow shot through my neck, and I would die soon if I couldn’t get healed.

I soon found an immortal and got healed. Five of us grouped up and set out to round up the other guys to leave.

I went around the mall, finding good guys and sending them to a rendevouz point. At one time, I was chased into a house of mirrors, which was neat, because vampires don’t cast reflections!

Eventually, there was me and the last good guy to get out of there. We were being chased by two vampires, one sucked, the other was very strong. We made our way quickly and got to the top floor of the mall. All the good guys were out on a catwalk ledge that was 23 stories up. I jumped to get there, but missed and landed on another catwalk below them. I tried again and made it this time.

We all ran out as a bunch of soil started pouring into the mall.

1/21/00- Lunar Eclipse

I was at a beach with lots of others. It was night time, and the moon was partially eclipsed. We were all watching the moon, when suddenley a small, circular shadow passed over its surface. We were all freaked out and I could only guess that perhaps mercury passed in front of the sun, casting a shadow on the moon (unlikely). A guy with a radio was listening to the news. Turned out that it was from a large alien spacecraft. The spacecraft was orbiting Earth at a low altitude.

The news said something about high powered weapons on board, which was cocerning in deed. The beach was soon attacked by a fusion cannon. Certain people were singled out and a orange ray came out of the sky and they lit on fire. Others were hit by a widespread (about 5 ft.) carpet laser that irradiated them. They died with boils and burns. I was able to run into the ocean and dive under the water. As soon as I came up, however, I was shot with the laser and died. Alyssa was able to get away though. She complied a corners report and was alone until the military showed up.

2/10/00

I was at the mall, walking around, checking things out. Suddenley I needed to leave. I ran through a store to get out and saw Alyssa with her mom and stepdad. She said, "Su Enferma." I agreed at her sickly conditioned, and she insisted that she come with me.

We ran out into a large hallway near an exit of the mall. Rory and Vern was in a small thing if power armor, some others were on foot. A bad guy was in a large robot. There was a short battle.