"Russia is pretty cool... Where else can I make out with chicks named Boris and Helga?"
-Matt Harper
"You have to be crazy to get by nowadays..."
-Robin Williams
"I see your shrwartz is as BIG as mine!"
-Rick Moranis, Space Balls
"Get Funky!"
-Pat
"Zippy, Flippy, Sticky"
-Anonymous
"... My Dad got a new Laptop--"
"Really? What's her name?"
-Ian Crawford and Pat
"Damn Goobers"
-Robbie Starks
"Pom Pom"
-Bruce Campbell
"It's not just slightly orgasmic, it's the whole climax."
-Jason Harper
"Always juggle more things than you have balls, man."
-Keegan
"Oh god--MOTHER!"
-Anthony Perkins
"In for a little Necrophilia?"
-Actress From the Movie "Brazil"
"So Long as I get to wear the TuTu."
-Chris Skelton
"I'd look on the bright side, but I'd burn my Retinas!"
-Pitch Shifter
"So good!"
-Konrad Iwamoto
"Humans... How pathetic."
-Legato BlueSummers
"What's red and looks good on a hippie? ...fire."
-Robbie Starks
"Nuke and Pave"
-Marathon Evil
"Smells like napalm, Tastes like chicken!"
-Marathon
"Come on, man, I'll use Grease and Haste!"
-Logan Young
"I will steal Camelyn away from you. I will impress her with my magic tricks!"
"I'll impress her with my big dick!"
-Robbie and Pat
"That's AWESOME!"
-Everyone
"I'm used to dying that fast... All it takes is a monster to come close to me, scream very loud, and I'm dead."
-Cemetary (from DAoC)
"You don't have to worry about who I killed last, just who I'm gonna kill next."
-Bruce Campbell
"Boy, that Gamma Radiation can really take it out of you."
-Dexter's Laboratory
"The Cheese is always twice the fencepost."
-Ed from Ed Edd and Eddy
"Women, you're entirely too weak, I mean just look at you. You have no endurance, you anger too easily, and you're always menstruating-- STOP IT!"
-Guts, from Beserk
"You're thinking 'sure, lets see him go out into the jungle and try to find love, he'll come crawling back here in no time'. I know it isn't easy, but I know it's possible, hell I see it around me everyday. Do you know how horrible it is to see everyday? Do you know what kind of torture that is? I'll find it, goddamnit. I'll find it for myself. Then I'll be happy. Holy shit. Then I'll be happy."
-Nicolas Cage, from Vampire's Kiss
"Africa wouldn't have been conquered by Europe if they had better P.R."
-El Pato Grande
"Honor what is best in the universe; this is what controls all things and directs all things. In like manner, honor also what is best in yourself; and this is akin to the other. For in yourself also, it is that which controls everything else, and your life is directed by it."
-Marcus Aurelius, Emperor of Rome 161-180 ad
"What's the use of worrying about your beard, when you're about to loose your head?"
-Wise man from Seven Samurai
"Say Hello to Ford and General Motors! You were using Horses! What were you thinking??!"
-Some Private from Band of Brothers to the retreating German armies.
"The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies and chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth and see those dear to them bathed in tears, to ride their horses and clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters."
-Genghis Khan
"I HATED IT MORE THAN I HATE GRILLED CHEESE!! AND IM A MAN WHO ABSOLUTLY DETESTS GRILLED CHEESE!!!!"
-Some game reviewer
"Without a mask, a Ninja is just some asshole in pajamas>"
-Unkown
"As souls are separately given to infants as they are born, so to peoples the genius of their destiny."
"... I'm really learning physics for Kama Sutra."
"Oh god--MOTHER!"