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2. You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk"
3. You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, Ijust spilled my poutine."
4. You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
5. You drink pop, not soda.
6. You know what it means to be on 'pogey'
. 7. You know that "a mickey" and "2-4's" mean "Party at the cabin,eh!!"
8. You don't hold your hand on your breast when you sing the national anthem.
9. You can drink legally while still a 'teen'.
10. You know that francophones, anglophones and allophones are not electronic devices.
11. You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
12. You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheapplace to travel to and has good cigars.
13. When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fixit instead of telling them to stay out of it.
14. You're not sure if the leader of our nation has EVER had sex and don't want to know if he has!
15.You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
16. Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
17. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
18. You sit on a couch not a chesterfield - because Chesterfield is asmall town in Quebec.
19. You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
20. You have Canadian Tire money.
21. You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap".
22. You know that Mounties "don't always look like that."
*****23. You know that Canada is the only country to successfully invadethe US and burn its capital to the ground.
24. You voted for a political leader who admitted to smoking pot.
25. You read rather than scanned this list and looked for spelling andgrammatical errors.
****26. You dismiss all beers under 6% alcohol content as "for children and the elderly, and for export to the US".
27. You know what a touque is and probably own one.
28. You laugh afterward at some U.S. citizens' lack of knowledge of Canadian geography, but you are too polite to correct them.
29. You use a tennis ball more for road hockey and dog chasing than for tennis.
30. You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Canadian friends.