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I am a Scorpio. (Also known as "Scorpion") My Horroscope starts like this:
" Scorpios are highly dangerous, even at a distance. They cheat and lie, live for intrigue, and take pleasure in destroying. " (Read more | Find yours)

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This was the one time I colored my hair red. People called me Rodman.
[Click them... if you dare!]
Feel free to buy me the cheapest new or used thing you see on my AMAZON WISH LIST! You may have to enter my email address, noxturne@hotmail.com to see my list.
Beautiful Cacoa!
Sexy Rosa!
No slight to the sexy Rosa, but her obviously deranged Boy-toy Keith. Also, he's funny.
Sh.. Sh.. Shanti! She's young, angry and full of love hate for the world.
Le Pimp Boz
Pretty fly for a white guy, Peter is hilarious. He's a good writer too.
Stacey has been sinning since 1977
Agatha is more beautiful than you
Kim is very pretty, always witty, big ol' titties
She's a superstar! And that's for sure.
Laura loves Aquaman. Don't be jealous. She's also smart, funny and reads comics!
Marci once used a midget as a coffee table. She is my favoritest human alive.
Light Gwen's wick and then run, she's Dynamite!
Not pink, not green. Just Blu.
If you love her, truly love her, give her Pob.
She's poppy, she's Aussie, she's Cherie!
Zann suffers from a rare form of mental illness, Inzannity. She really thinks she's green.
Anne is pink and sweet as bubble gum.
She came from D______. She's a Queen and a Goddess. Read her!
Kat is smart. Kat is funny. Kat rules my world.
Cute, soft, fuzzy. Bunni is all of those and none of those.
Christina loves music, almost as much as she loves hilbillies.
Jen is Babelicious! She's also fun and funny, worthwhile read!
Eurotrash comes from the UK. I want to marry her.
To your knees. The Pimpress is here!
Does it make sense if I'm smitten with Smitten?
Surprisingly, I don't think happygirl's name is sarcastic.
The only time I've ever wished I were a bastard. The Mad Dater!
Skirting the line between madness and genius, JIN!
Welcome to the bitchfest MOFO! Read her, she's funnier and cooler than me.
She hates me. But I love her. Melanie is her name.
Stray bullets can kill. So can Melissa. So don't piss her off.
Vanessa makes me smile. And damn is she funny.
Snowball writes like a house on fire. Or she houses like a writer on fire. Whichever one is good.
I think her name means none or nothing. Nada O Nil. I barely know her, but I think I love her already..
I have to read the Hard Artist's archives to come up with something cool to say. Give me time.
Don't hate him because he's beautiful. Hate gooseneck because he's funnier than you.
Katie rocks like an SLAYER coffeetable book, except she's got smarter and wittier content.
A friend from work who is also a damn good musician in the Aphex Twin sphere.
My favorite artist, Mike Mignola, and his greatest creation, Hellboy.
Seanbaby
Funny news!
Comic
SEX!
Parental Advisory STRONGLY Suggested.
I farking love this site.
Filthy News.
The greatest cheese ever made, Wild Morel Mushroom and Leek Monterey Jack Cheese. You must worship.

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