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"Do or do not, there is no try." Yoda
I think this quote states a good philosophy on life.

"The force surrounds us and penetrates us, binding us together." Obi-Wan Kenobi
Even though the force is not real, it's a good way to symbolize that humanity is tied together.

"Most people want to get into heaven, though few are wanting to do what it takes to get there." Bill Watterson, "Calvin and Hobbes"
A quote perfect for a lot of people I know.

"I'm ready for anything." Luke Skywalker
This is everybody's quote.

"The truest form of life is the love we give each other." Roland Warner
This quote is a good philosophy on life.

"If we heal the inside, the outside will heal itself." Louie Anderson
This quote is so true because the mind controls our body's ways.

"Masquerade! Every face a different shade! Masquerade! Hide your face so the world will never find you!"
The Chorus from "The Phantom of the Opera"
This is what we are a lot of the time, a Masquerade.

"Remember there are worse things than a shattered chandelier."
Some of us worry about things to often to realize they're bigger problems afoot.

"We are all allowed to make mistakes in life, it's called 'Learning'!"
The hero from Hot Shots Part Deux
Even though it was a silly movie, the quote struck me as interesting

Kil's Poetry Corner

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Poetry
we wish to share with the human population

Interesting enough, as you humans have sightings of aliens, we have human sightings as well.

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We aliens have stationed ourselves on an IRC channel on EFNet called #Friend and invite you to come and visit us.

We invite you to experience a form of entertainment, based off of the experiences of a marooned temp worker and two robots at the MST3k Home Game by clicking on the banner below:

We have interecepted a picture on the 'net of these four people, if you or anyone else has a clue as to the identity of these earthlings, please, keep it to yourself!

If you click here, we'll have to kill you.

My earthling brother would like to share a bit about himself.

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The #Friend Homepage
Hyperkat's homepage is here
Compu hangs out at this place
Muh li'l buddy has a homepage here.
Here's the homepage of our ship's captain, Maxx
We on the spaceship are jealous of [Bryan] for having seen Phantom of the Opera a Zillion times!
GnatGirl has a homepage here. A must see for those looking for a good friend.
Roget is probably the only crew member, aside from the captain, to be force-attuned. Check his homepage out!
Quake Deathmatches are played at Interlink
TigerLily's wonderful amazing unbelievable homepage
For interesting Star Wars Fan Fiction, visit this website!
Meet Mr. President at his hmpge!
You humans haven't seen Calculus at its best, until you go here
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