Hey, you!

Stop looking at pages of young girls who refuse to wear clothes! Look here; Molecuvian page in outer-space-world-wide-web! Travel here! Yes! We offer food of many flavors and side-seeing! Girls, girls, girls! Go, go, go! Come visit! Bring change of clothes! Bring socks and underwear!

We are welcome to you visit home planet of us! Come! Soon! Bring money! Ha-ha! We are good! Friendly! Do hula for you! Ha-ha! Make reservations this moment! See you! Bye! Bye! Bring money! Ha-ha! Exit, stage right!

- Otto!

President & General Manager, Planet Molecue