Ahhhhh!!! It's simply too much to bear: Chakotay as HIMSELF!!! [Nooo! Take it away!] (Avert your eyes!!) Hello all!!!!! This web site is just for the characture that drives you crazy (Neelix?) Well, yes, he does drive you crazy, but he already has a hate website. [Yeah, don’t you know anything?] (Well, it was either him, Wesley, or no, wait, your not speaking of....) Yes!!! Chakotay!!!!!!! (Noooooo!!!!!!) [Ahhhhhhhh]

For all who have just been totally confused by that little intro, (hey--are you saying there was something wrong with it?) [oh, shut up! just let her talk!] Welcome! You have just entered the Kill Chakotay Zone! (Scary, isn't it?)[I think we should get some Twilight Zone music.] Anyway...

Wow, I can't believe how old this web page is! Izzy and I started this way back in junior high school, and now we are both in college! Granted, this site hasn't been majorly updated since about 10th grade... and the whole April fools thing that lasted a year here... by I digress. Anyway, thanks for dropping by our site, and to those of you who haven’t been here before, there is a lot of good stuff, and to those who have, I didn't change anything but this. Feed back is always appreciated (but I promise nothing in the ways of updates).

Your VERY tiered qusi-updater,
Molly

Oh, another thing. Thank you to Jacqueline at Jacqueline's Star Trek Voyager Page for giving us a gold star and renewing our interest in the web page we started years ago. Patronized her site, it’s pretty funny. Oh, and our e-mail has changed, Sareki@postmark.net(send me something, I don’t get nearly enough e-mail)

"The weak and the cowardly have no place in shuffleboard."
Phil Hartman ("Worf," SNL)

Intro updated April 5 2003! Wow, some one loves this abandoned site again :)