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Why do I call myself "X," you ask?  Well... really I don't anymore.  I
called myself X because I am a big fan of the X-FILES and the X-MEN.  I am
also the answer to most algebra equations, X > 0.  I'm sure you stumbled
onto this page by accident, so enjoy yourself while you are here.



Also beware the radioactive squirls.  They bite.






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