Here are four extremely white guys eating steak. We
will not discuss how these steaks were obtained. L-R [Me (Loyd,)
Jim, Chris, Jake] More than one bottle of A1 was used. I want
to take this oportunity to thank the NABISCO Corporation for
sharing the goodness that is A1 Brand Steak Sauce. Thank you,
from the bottoms of our stomachs.
Continuing our look at the male eating ritual, this
picture comes closer to the action. L-R [Me (Loyd,) Jim, Chris,
Jake] I would like to note that there is ONLY meat on those
plates. No 'green' in sight. We are not rabbits. The choices
of beverage were, Dr. Pepper and Coca-Cola Classic. Note that
Jake is going back for more A1 and I am stuffing my face.
This will be known as "EXHIBIT A" The Filet Mignon
that followed would be "EXHIBIT B." The meat was actually hot
enough to burn through the styrofoam plates. L-R [steak, meat
poking device] The meat was courtesy of WEIS Markets
Back to the action. The shoddy card table was
actually on the side of a hill. This greatly added to the
experience. L-R [Jake, Jim, Me (Loyd,) Chris] In this picture it
appears that I am wiping my mouth, when in actuality I was trying
to save myself from the fumes emmited by Jake. Chris worked at
WEIS at this time in the Meat department, he 'supplied' the
'goods.' He also kept his motto alive, "Eat untill it hurts."
Beautiful words, it brings a tear to my eye everytime.
Here we have an excellent picture of my watch tan.
Also you can see Chris' hair receding if you look closely.
According to legend Jim has never removed that Orioles hat. L-R
[Chris, Jake, A1, Jim, Me (Loyd)] Note the "Charmglow" BBQ used
to cook this fine meal (if you want to call it that.)
This picture is my favorite, 'cause I look so good.
How can a guy this good looking be hanging out with this crew?
They pay me. L-R [Jim's ear, Jake's Woodstock T-Shirt, A1, Me
(Loyd,) Chris] Ahh... what could we do after this fine meal???
That's right, dessert. After recovering for a few minutes we
pulled ourselves together and went to JIMMY CONE for the best
soft-serve icecream on the east coast. It is estimated this meal
took 3.725 days off our lives. But it was worth it and we plan
to do it again. :)
