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Barnchy here. And since u all don't care 'n' all that stuff, i've decided to quit after i gets outta here. I personnaley don't care anymore, and Topnot could care less also. So, as soon as i get outta here, i am finished. So, PPPPBBBTTTTHHHH!!!!! I dun't wanna write, so i give it to Faveio.
Faveio here. Finally, i have the pen. I am the one with the power to write articles,and be famous!! Me!! All for me!!
What was that little twerp writing? Oh well, he's not gonna write anymore. It's Raven and i don't give if u don't like it. My freind Barnchy is sad over there becuase of u!! And i owe him one, so send him things. Where the hell did that Minky go? Here, u write Bilbo.
Bilbo here, thank u Rave. This has been eventful. I am covered in worms, dirt and bugs. And i hate worm, dirt and bugs. I don't like being mad. But i am gonna rip the heart out of Minky for putting us here. I go insane when i am covered with dirt, worms and bugs.
Salutations, i am Phara. I do not know what i am writing for, or for whom. All i know is there r 2 very enraged mercinaries and 4 kender, not encluding Cher.Me and Cher have an escape plan, which i doubt the other kender have. I am not kender, i am elven. I am handing this parchment to Cher now.Hi!!!! Cherub Brightleg here, at u're service. Phara was calllin me Cher. (sh-ure). That's my nickname i guess. Who r u? And why is the quill glowing?? Wowee, this is surelly a nifty quill. Phara said," Cher, don't take it!!". Buti know i won't. What's she worried about?? But we got a secret plan to escape,ssshhhhhhh!! Bye now!!
It's Barnchy again, AND I WANT U'RE BLOOD SPLATTERED AGAINST WALLS!!! NO, I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!!!! UH...okay Raven, i'll calm down. But, i still am mad at all i do for u and nothing!!! GGGGRRRR!!!! U STUPID CHAMBER POT, RATS DAUGHTERS!!!!! AARRGGG!!!!!!
Next Week: Cherub and Phara try their escape, Barnchy goes insane, Raven kills the trators, and the plot thickens. One u don't want to miss. Complements for Barnchy's work needs to go here:
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