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This is sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"
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Lacroix got drained by a reindeer 
Walking home from the Raven Christmas eve. 
You can say there's no such thing as miracles, 
But as for me and Nick, we believe. 

He'd been drinkin' too much blood wine, 
And we'd begged him not to go. 
But he'd left his mortal toy, 
So he stumbled out the door into the snow. 

When they found him Christmas mornin', 
At the scene of the attack. 
There were hoof prints on his forehead, 
And incriminatin' teeth marks on his neck. 

Lacroix got drained by a reindeer, 
Walkin' home from the Raven Christmas eve. 
You can say there's no such thing as miracles, 
But as for me and Nick, we believe. 

Now were all so proud of Nick, 
He's been takin' this so well. 
See him in there watchin' the night, 
Drinkin' cow and playin' kissie face with Natalie. 

It's like Christmas without Lacroix. 
All the family's dressed in white. 
And we just can't help but wonder: 
Should we drink up his gifts or throw them away? 

Lacroix got drained by a reindeer, 
Walkin' home from the Raven Christmas eve. 
You can say there's no such thing as miracles, 
But as for me and Nick, we believe. 
                       
Now the bottle is on the table 
And the blood wine made of cow. 
And a white and yellow candle, 
That would just have matched the hairs on Lacroix's head. 

I've warned all my friends and vampires. 
Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give fangs, 
To a reindeer who would drink Lacroix's blood. 

Lacroix got drained by a reindeer, 
Walkin' home from the Raven Christmas eve. 
You can say there's no such thing as miracles, 
But as for me and Nick, we believe. 

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