| The idea for this page came from a long boring car trip, I started thinking of how Yoda would say other character's lines from the movies. And what would it sound like if he was saying famous quotes too. I also included some of my favorite real Yoda quotes down at the bottom. So far the ones I have are sort of over doing his mixing up sentances. Like Yoda did when he first met Luke, after that his speech became more normal, but that isn't as funny, and that isn't the way most people remember him. If you have some good ones too send them in.
Real quote: Shakespeare "To be or not to be, that is the question..." Yoda quote: "To be not, or to be, the question that is." Christina "Chariss" UIN# 1346738 homepage Real quote: Franklin D. Roosevelt "You have nothing to fear but fear itself." Yoda quote: "Having fear you nothing but itself for fear, mmm, yes." Phillip Ritz* Real quote: from Apocalypse Now "I love the smell of Napalm in the morning." Yoda quote: "Napalm smelling morning is good, yes. Loving it am I. Ohh..." Phillip Ritz* Real quote: Groucho Marx "I refuse to be a part of any group that would accept me as a member." Yoda quote: "Member not refuse am I, too good you think am I, yes." Phillip Ritz* Real quote: Rhett Butler "Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a damn." Yoda quote: "Scarlett, giving damn I don't, with frankly-ness. Mmmm, yes." Phillip Ritz* Real quote: Luke Skywalker But I was going to go to Toshi station to pick-up some power converters. Yoda quote: Oh, Toshi station was going I, power converters some to pick-up, yes. Phillip Ritz* Real Quote: William J. Travis "Give me liberty or give me death." Yoda Quote: "Liberty you will give, or give death you will." Charles UIN# 2251435 Real Quote: Obi-Wan Kenobi "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." Yoda Quote: "Strike you down me if, powerful more shall become I imagine than possibly can you." Real Quote: Han Solo "Luke's crazy. He can't even take care of himself, much less rescue anbody." Yoda Quote: "Crazy Luke is. Care take even of himself he can't, rescue anybody less much." Real Quote: Darth Vader "Luke, I am your Father." Yoda Quote: "Father am I of you, Luke." Real Quote: The Emperor "Strike me down with all your hatred, and your journey towards the dark side will be complete." Yoda Quote: "With hatred all your strike down me, and complete will be your dark side the journey towards." Real Yoda Quotes: "So certain are you. Always with you it cannot be done." "You must unlearn what you have learned." "Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try." |
(ie. changing a Yoda quote or correcting a real quote).
Contact me if you find any errors in real quotes or who said them.
Any quotes that don't list an E-mail address I came up with.
* = Submited Phillip Ritz and his friend Ryan Arey.
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