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The Fluffy Side of the Force

There existed the Force, both Light and Dark,
Each side carrying its distinctive mark.
Weary of possessing but two extremes,
The Force imploded, and blew some steam.
The galaxy became devoid of life - once again,
As the starlight beams upon the empty terrain.
By and by, as the time passed on,
Miniscule changes the galaxy took upon.
With this revival, transformations came about,
Of a difference in the Force there is no doubt.
All the Jedi were summoned to reveal,
Why this Force held sudden appeal.
"A third side was created, with undiscovered powers,"
The scholars concluded after researching several billion hours.
And thus was born the Fluffy Side,
A code to which a new order of Jedi now abide.


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ChipWeb
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The Aerie de L'Aigle
For those of you with eclectic tastes, from the infamous French dictator himself - Napoleon! Gotta love the Monty Python crew...
Karma's Lair
You've got to see it to believe it... Karma, Lord of All Things' Karma presents Karma's Lair.

people have embraced the Fluffy Side since October 31, 1996.

Please direct all inquiries, comments, suggestions, and insults to Darth Vader.

The Fluffy Side first touched this page on October 31, 1996.

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