Minutes from "Serve the Emperor" Seminar
Chair-beings present: None
Audience present: Mon Mothma, Admiral Ackbar, Billy Bo Bob Joe Jr., Luuke Skywalker, Leiia Organa, Solo Haan Solo
Alliance Members present: None, by Intellience count
Speakers present: (1 of 8341.75 invited) Grand Moff Aiama Traitor
Revelations were made when several Rodian youths popped into the meeting room (not easy, considering it's the size of a walk-in closet). They stank of Tatooine Sunburn, and screamed in loud voices. The secretary distinctly heard one of them yell, "Stormtroopers still have the bottom of the armor to get through, you know!" followed by repulsive laughter. Grand Moff Aiama Traitor made a petty speech upon the corruption of the Empire, at which all of the beings present laughed, although they were not quite in good taste.. (What does the Emperor do for a living? --- Emp-ting garbage cans) Then, intermission was called for twenty-four standard time-parts. The refreshment, mainly Poq of Wuru and Awew, were completely ignored except by a couple of planetary government officials, who stood nonchantly around the table, snatching food and stuffing it into their coat whenever possible. Must be for the local school program. After everyone fell deep asleep over the recruitment holofilm, "Cure for the Galaxy (and a pretty darn good one for insomnia)," a platoon of stormtroopers bursted into the closet -- errr, room -- uhh -- hall, and, surprisingly, no one woke up. They confiscated all the SPAM cans, all the while condemning them as devices which threatened the Emperor's health. That concludes this year's meeting. Please come for next year's topic, "How do Zero-G-Stormtroopers Use the Facilities, and most importantly, WHERE DOES IT GO?!?!?"
~Vader224~