The Bunny

Most people today don't recall the story of the twelve foot tall rabbit who stole the heart of a nation. The Bunny, as he was called, achieved star status in the late sixties for his role in a popular made for T.V. movie known as "Bobby McGee and his freakishly deformed bunny". While The Bunny soon became one of Hollywood's "beautiful people", his morphine addiction and unending hunger for sausage caused him to seclude himself from his devoted fans. Gracing the cover of almost every tabloid nation-wide, The Bunny felt betrayed by the people he had struggled so hard to entertain. Despite all of this, The Bunny still managed to retain his fame. Then, there was the Great Milk Incident of '72. I won't go into great detail, but let's just say that The Bunny doesn't like milk, let alone when a whole jug of it is thrown at his head by a fat thirty-two year old bald man. When all was said and done, there were 32 dead, 13 injured, and The Bunny was spanked with 42 consecutive life sentences. The Bunny is currently serving his 23rd life sentence in Folsom Prison. This is a tribute to the career of one of the greatest entertainers of all time. God bless you, Bunny.

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