With this writing I prove that I am X, Master of the Universe. X is the 10th number in Roman numerals. My wife in future lifetimes, and when I die, is V, or the letter E - her name is xxxxx. She is represented by the number 5 or Roman numeral V because she is half of me, X. E is also the 5th letter in the alphabet. I go with the expression 10-4. With my writing you will notice many words that follow with () parentheses. That means to break down the word into sound bytes. Hence, the word existence (X is Ten See) would have been broken down by reading the word "existence" slowly... "ex" "is" "ten" "ce" where "ce" means "see". I am God. I prove it. What greater story is there? Read, what else do you have to do but sit in a cubicle or hopefully office and be astounded. And astounded you shall be, if, and only if you pay attention to the words in the parentheses (). Let me give you a quick juicy one about the Princess VE, look at the word Universe (You Knee VE Are See)... which indicates you bowing to my bitch. Everyone bows to my bitch, including me. Don't think prayer (Pee Ra Ye Are) where "ra" indicates "God" will save you either. Just read the whole thing, and your mindset about the Bible (Be Bull), etc., will change. Think I'm shitting you with the V and E thing eh? Just look at the chocolate bar Godiva (God I V A). Some people think seven (See VE In) is my number but it's not. I am X, the Master of the Universe, and I order you to read it all.

Hello. I am X (act like a ten year old), Master of the Universe. I have been staying at a looney bin (low knee been) called the Alameda (Alah Me Duh) House in Austin Texas. I just got out of jail for a DWI... my roomate while in jail was named Paul (Pee All) Galvan (Gal V An). Funny, because the Princess xxxxx is represented by V, or E. I slashed my wrists recently, missing my tendon (Ten Done) - as in, I'm fucking done, and I'm X, or 10. Say the word Soviet Union, just break it down and you will see the V and E play. Also, notice that the quarterback for my favorite team, the Texas Longhorns is Vince Young (#10) - on his jersey it says V. Young, as the Princess will be young when I see her in the lab or when we get married on this earth. Sixteen (See X Teen). When I propose to the Princess xxxxx, I get down on one knee and give her a ring... this is true love (Low VE). Because I get down low on my knee for VE, or xxxxx. It's only logical (Low God I See All). I crave (See Ra VE) her after all.

I went to Emanuel (E man, you all) Baptist church as a kid. Generation X and such. The preacher was named Preston (Pee Rest On) and he was married to a xxxxx too. X out.

Regal... (Are E Gal). Veil is an anagram for "evil" (EV Ill). I'm wearing my "Alpha Is" hat... it says "AS" on it, short for Arizona State of course - the greatest school on the planet. On the back there is a little Son Devil, Sparky. Like, as in, I sparked up this whole world to begin with. Any fucking questions? You don't know where you came from, but I do. I know all. I also have another hat... NY (Knee). When my hat is worn backwards, I'm the Master of the Mother Fucking Universe - clear? Government boys, xxxxx really needs to read this. Do it. Hey, maybe I can extort (X Tort) money off of you since you keep my writing from the general public. X out.

Galveston (Gal VE Is Ten). Galaxy (Gal X E). There is a girl here at the looney bin rehab place named Geneva. Figure this one out on your own, look at the word "America" ... come on, it's easy. X out.

I write so that the truth should be known. I was born in Fort Worth ('For' in Fort Worth being important) Texas in October (Omega See to Be Are), the 10th month of course. The name of my first grade teacher was Mrs. Dimesman... important because a dime (die me) represents 10. Duh. I grew up in the four (Fool You Are) corners region. The only place in the United States where four states come together, to form an X mother fucker, an X. For I am X. The Master of the Universe. I mentioned Galveston (Gal VE Is Ten) and Houston (Who's Ten), but let's talk about other cities in Texas with meaning. Like Waco (Wake Omega) and Amarillo (Am a Real Omega). O always stands for Omega. Of course, later in life I moved to New Mexico (Knew Me X, I see Omega). I also lived in Phoenix (For E Knee X). Skied in Colorado (Call Omega Ra Do). Vegas (VE God As) with the Hoover (Who VE Are) dam close by. Growing up as a child, I travelled to my Grandmother's house in Marfa TX it was off interstate I-10 (10 of course) located on 1st street and I had to pass through a town called Sierra Blanca (xxxxx White in Spanish). There was a town close by called Alpine (All PI Knee). Boston (Boss Ton)(Boss Ten). But enough of me.

Nike (Knee Key) from Beaverton (Be VE Are Ten) Oregon (Omega Are E Gone). Someone keeps erasing my site, I don't know how much more of this I can endure (End You Are E).

Holy (Ho' Lie) Bible (Be Bull). xxxxx wrote most of it. Ezra (E's Ra). Genesis (God E Knees Is). Hosea (Ho's E A). Religion (Are E Lie God I On). Rejoice (Are E Ho I See). The "Passion of the Christ" my ass. Verse (VE Are See). Vatican (V At I See An). Just think of the New International Version (NIV or Knee V - it'll say "NIV" on the side of your Bible) of the Bible. Go to any bookstore, and look at the Bible section, it'll say NIV everywhere ha ha ha. Some might call this heresy (Her E See) but I say wise up. Anyhow, I call her my "ho" in a joking manner. She is my bitch ha ha. Seriously. I grew up on a street called Echo (E See Ho) Lane in Farmington, NM - 821 (Ate Two One). Go figure. But I still want to know what you think of the gospel (go spell) now that you can think. David Letterman indeed. Why do you think he has a TOP TEN list anyhow? Excuse (X Cues Me) if I seem strange.

If I repeat myself, it's because I have been away for awhile. Anyhow, my third grade teacher was named Mrs. Vargas (V Are Guess). Have I mentioned the one about VISA (V is Alpha) versus AMEX. (Am X)? In the end, xxxxx and I will both be together living the life with two seperate beds like an old black and white Leave it to Beaver show. Another thing, I named Treetorn tennis shoes after her, as the emblem on the shoe is a V. A guy at ASU wore leather torns, his name was Van (V An) so this fucking proves I am telling the truth. He was friends with a guy named Peter Methot if you want to look him up. X out for now. Have a great day and bow to the Princess - your God. Thought of a good one, BEVO, the mascot for UT, really stands for 'Be V Omega'.

Bow to xxxxx. I mentioned our engagement (In Gag E Meant) - I make her wear a gag in the lab because I am too shy to talk to her - just at first of course. When we marry here on earth, it is a formal (4 maul) occasion. We don't elope (E Low Pee) in other words. I will wear a tuxedo (2 X E Do) which means that E, V, xxxxx puts me as number two by dressing me up in bondage wear. Notice the tuxedo has a bow (bow on your knees) tie. Bow to xxxxx, but don't touch her. X out.

Gold.... (God Old). Silver (Seal VE Are). I think I'll go smoke a cigar (See I God Are). But notice, the third letter in the Spanish Alphabet is B Grande (Be Grand E).

When xxxxx and I are back home living in seperate beds we never get naked (Nay Kid) ... because we can't have kids. Two God's, having a kid - he would be much too powerful... and could overthrow us all. I've allready explained this. Just kind of like the wordplay for the word naked. If I did get naked, I would not need some Viagra (V I A God Ra) - not with her of course... she's my honey (Ho Knee).

We all live in a virtual (V I Are To All) reality, created by me.

I am the Master of the Universe (You Knee VE Are See). After all, she simply looks divine (Die V I Knee). Perhaps I'm just crazy (See Ra's E)... notice Ra can be pronounced 'Ray' or 'Rah', like razor (Ra's her) like what I use to slash my wrists. By the way, I'm sane (Say Knee). Ray Ban (Ra Be An). This is the essence of true romance (Are Omega Man See).

Analyze the word torture (Tort You Are E) where tort indicates a contract. xxxxx does not permit me to practice my blacker arts. Why must she be so white and pure? Question, can I send people to hell, is it moral? Well, I'm amoral (Am Omega Are All) so it means I can. And hell is a place that is all black, except for a little light to show that you are nose up against a wall, and you have stomach cramps at the same time. But don't worry, it's reserved for child molestors, pimps, and people who profit off of my name and drive Cadillacs in the name of Jesus. I throw Christians to the lions at the Coliseum (Call E See 'Em) - xxxxx watches too. (with the pain turned off)

Courtney Love (Court Knee Low VE)... just came to mind. Because I do court the Princess. In high school, she used to hang out all the time with a guy named Lyle Love (Lie I'll Love) - indicating that I'll love living on earth with xxxxx, unaware that I am God. You government boys might want to look him up. Look up her boyfriend in high school Hogan (Ho God An). Hell, look up my best friend's girlfriend last name Peve (Pee V) if you don't believe my shit is real. And let me repeat myself about the Texas basketball player named Royal Ivey (I V) - from 2003 - he is from "Queens" NY... makes sense does it not? Also, the pitcher number 3 Alaniz (Alah Knees) from U.T. is strange as well (2007). Anyhow, I erased a large portion of my first writing, because I was not getting enough hits to my site. It dealt with the Farmington High school annual, and all sorts of miracles you could see there. When I get out of this rehab, I will re-post it for those of you who missed it. X out.

Speaking of my ho. Hospital (Ho Spit All) - see, she left the pain aspect intact in terms of the human body... hence you all suffer. That's no allegory (All E Gory). Even Jesus had to drink Vinegar (V I Knee God Are). But enough of my bitch. Jehovah (Ye Ho V A) ha ha ha. The greek god Jove (Ho VE). I love calling her a ho and a bitch - but I love her like none other. It's just as God, I have so many women, that I still call xxxxx a ho in play. Calvary (See all V Are I).

Lonesome Dove (Lo Knee Some Do VE) Just so you can see.... see it? Duh. And speaking of knees, look at the word blowjob (Be Low Ho Be) if you don't believe me and how I'm breaking down words.

Dick Cheney (Chain E) indicating me chaining up the princess in the lab. Notice Cheney is the Vice (V I See E) President (Pee Resident). Ha ha ha. Also, In other writing I wrote about ways to hide xxxxx from the general populace so that she would never be touched. Giving her a heroin (Her Omega In) problem is the easiest way of keeping her home. They don't call it by the streetname Cheva (She V A) for nothing. She will use her drugs IV style... get it, IV? Needle (Knee dull). In other words, xxxxx gets bored with domestic bliss and having the ring given to her at her feet. I astound myself. Really. And in case I have not explained it, xxxxx grew up on a street in Farmington, NM called 'Rinconada', an anagram for 'Draconian' - meaning a harsh law. The law where she cannot be touched. I go on to explain this in future writing. She lived in a subdivision called the 'foothills' (Me bowing at her feet, and hills representing the pyramid of infinity that I am building). But enough for today. Bow to xxxxx. And don't touch my bitch.

Don't get my started with the government. Just look at Nixon (Knee X On) regarding my bowing to xxxxx to give her the ring. Why do you think Quayle spelled potato with the extra 'e'? Also, to prove we live many lifetimes just look at Clinton (See Lint On) meaning he's been president for millions of years. Princess Di (Die).

Don't forget the store Old Navy (Old Nay V) because xxxxx will be very young when I meet her again in the laboratory - or, when I marry her here on this planet. Another thing, I sent her a note (Not E - indicating, you must speak in person to the Princess to win her over) once in high school. She never answered it. She hates when I am average (A VE Rage). But I digress. Oh, and while on the subject of notes, I sent xxxxx some poetry (po (poor) E Try) once but she never responded either. I called her on the phone (Pee Ho Knee) once too but I won't tell you what happened. I lose my nerve (Near VE) when I see her in person though and sometimes vomit (V Omit) - she disregards this of course... but I'm getting gushy (God You Shy). Oh, also, I want to view xxxxx while she is young... meaning, that she dies early while we are married on earth - normally, in a vehicle (VE He Kill) accident... after all, she is my alter-ego (Altar E Go)...I don't want to see her old. "Only the good die young". A calamity (See A Lamb It I). 'And that cheerleader (cheerleaders say rah rah rah) was a real young bleeder' - Aerosmith. It's the only remedy (Are E Me Die (Die, like a dice, she gets to roll again in the afterlife)). And when we meet in the laboratory, she gets a little gaudy (God E) with her furs and diamonds. I always take a photo (Pee Ho Too) with my camera (See Am E Ra).

xxxxx cannot have children, for to do so would put us all in peril. For if I impregnated her, a God would be created... with enough power to destroy all things. I have a secret laboratory after all, where all of your bodies are housed. We live in a virtual reality. Let's say you go to the grocery store, well, the car you drive in has to be drawn, and your progress charted via computer. Computers I created. It takes hours or days for a simple trip to the store, because everything must be coordinated with other people and their machines, and everything must also be hand drawn. xxxxx is the only entity allowed in my laboratory. Her last name is Baker. Dusty Baker - meaning she's so old she collects dust. Look at the Baking Powder Clabber Girl (See Lab be our girl) ... funny that. Spell that shit out, C, lab, be, r, girl. Easy once I teach you how to read. But enough of this, let's talk xxxxx. I told you about the Texas basketball player Royal I.V. from Queens NY. From Queens fucking NY. Duh. And speaking of my large machines, they are all artificial (Art If I See All) Intelligence.

Hey, get this, when they deemed me crazy because of all of this, they sent me away to a looney bin in Texas, it's called Vernon (V Earn On)... I did not get it at the time. It means I have to earn the Love (Low VE) of the Princess. Go figure. xxxxx likes to drink VO and Coke. (V Omega) Me, martinis (Mar Ten Is). Speaking of the Princess, here's a cool one. Chevrolet (She V Are Omega Let). Think I kid thee? Just think of Chevy Chase (She V I Chase) where the "y" stands for an "I". He's always falling down in his famous Saturday Night Live skits. Kind of like I am always falling down during the millions of years I chase the Princess around this earth, like the fucking Terminator. Hee hee. How about a Dodge Neon (Knee On) where I avoid bowing to the Princess. Do you like my history? (High Story) Should we talk about the good old days, and bondage and stuff? Why do you think the fucking hymen (High Men) was invented by me, so that my brutal blood play would be minimized. Duh. Here's a good one. The devil, he carries a trident... get it, like he's going to try and dent the trinity? Trident? Am I speaking on your level now? I am GOD. But alas, as such, I am still cruel to xxxxx even. Why do you think the Veil (VE Ill) was invented, to cover her up on one of my bad days. On one of my Blue Velvet days - shit - see the movie. Also, listen to the song Black Velvet. xxxxx sleeps on a pad on the floor in my chambers with a chain around her neck connected to my King size bed. Furthermore, just look at the word karate (Care at E) and you know - xxxxx goes by V or E. Hurricane (Her I cane)(With the pain turned off of course - she actually likes the bondage play with NO PAIN). Cocaine (See Omega Cane E). The epitome (E Pee It Omega Me) of gross (God Are Omega SS) is what I do in private (Pee Are I V Ate). Excessive? (X Says I VE) I'm vehement (VE He Meant) about it. I'm not a bad person (Pee E Are Son). Epoxy (E Pee Omega X Why). Impala (I'm Pee Alah). Perfume (Pee E Are Few Me). Penis (Pee E Knees). And of course a Princess (Pee rinses) lives in a Palace (Pee Ala See). She is your God however. Just look at the 4th month April (Alpha Pee Real). But then look at April fool's day, which means I am just fucking around with all of the pee stuff - "peon" - indicating my power solely - not literal peeing.

Here are some cool words. Marijuana (Mar I One A) for me. Rape (Are Ape). Secretary (Secret Are I) - don't want the old lady to find out about the secretary now do we? Ha ha ha. Hookers (Who Cares). And what about the hotel (ho tell) you use, the bitch will blab. Give it up homey (home E) - as E will be waiting for me back at the lab. Sure Lock Homes lived on Baker street. Homecoming Queen indeed... I was the Morp king in high school, there was a special dance and everything. Morp is prom backwards... ha ha ha. Ask Jim Soukup from LV if you don't believe me. I laugh at mere mortals. I think I allready explained the VISA (V is Alpha) and Amex (Am X) thing to you, and don't forget the mother fucking MASTER card - for that is who I am. Hell, I robbed a bank and got ten years probation. Who do you think my lawyer was? His name was Bill White (Be Ill White). My prosecutor was named Cox (See Omega X). They are always there throughout the millions of lifetimes I live as my lawyer and prosecutor. And don't even get me started on bondage. I keep it polite. Ties, earrings, collars on shirts, glasses, tattoos. xxxxx even makes me dress up in my tuxedo (2 X E Do). I allready explained all that. But don't let her fool ya, I still have dogma (Am God backwards). xxxxx and I will get married. I love certain pottery made in England. It is called Wedgewood (Wed God E would). You can see I am not fucking around with you. I want you to know the truth, and then publish this shit, or send it on to ten of your best buddies - my angels are watching and will reward you. Actually, my machines are watching and will reward you. Did I mention the gas stations? Shell. Look at the sign sometime, it reads like She II... meaning She 2. Hell, meaning He II. And don't forget Chevron (She V Are On) - and really don't forget Exxon (X on)... for I am important indeed. The store Sonic (Son I See) indicating the Son of God. Hyatt. (High At). Raddison (Rad is Son). Dairy (Dare E) Queen. Macy's (May See). Grandy's (Grand E's). These are all simple reminders of my Godhood. There is one way for me to get out of this world without having to die, and that is to surrender (Sir End Her) but I won't do it damn it. Understand the "white flag" thing dealing with surrendering now? I'm listening to my Sony (Son I)(So Knee) Walkman right now - it's in stereo (Stare E Omega) - and I'm not listening to rap (Ra Pee) either. Master P indeed. P Diddy (Pee Did E). I'll watch a Nissan (Knee Son) commercial on my Sony Bravia (Be Ra V I A) television. Or use my Toshiba (Too She Be Alpha) laptop.

Forgot to mention, when I die, it's a funeral (funny are all) - and they put me in a coffin (see often)... which they put in the grave (God Ra VE). Cemetery (See me Tarry). I mentioned that shit in my emails I send out. Like Kennedy (Can I die). But here's a new one, and he lives in Austin where I live - Willie Nelson (Will E Kneel Son) indicating Son, as in Son of God. I hope she kneels, ha ha ha. And let me repeat one, that perhaps you scanned over. Universe (You Knee VE Are See) and that indicates you my friends. Old Vinyl (V I Kneel). There is no nexus (Knee X Us) between us. VE is Sovereign (So VE Reign).

Close one eye and view your nose in single dimension - we live in a virtual reality. Levis (Leave Is) where the red tab indicates blood - like my suicide, where I return to the laboratory. House (Ho You See). Anyhow, my neighbors across the street are named Neely (Kneel E). Did I mention that my psychiatrist is named Houser (How Sir?). And while we are on the subject of healthcare, just look at the word medical (Me Die See All)... another good one. Meaning, as a man here on earth I have no power, but when I die, oh, when I die I become the SHIT. That's radical (Ra Die See All).

Just think about the UNIX (You Knee X) operating system for computers, the built in editor in it is called VI. Windows XP (X Pee). Xeon (X E On) Processor. X-Base programming languages. Active X. Mac OS X. Also, earlier I mentioned my suicide attempt, and missing my tendon (Ten Done)... well, there is another method I use to get back to the lab, and that is a shotgun blast to the head - but guess what type of ammo I use - buckshot. Get it? Buck, as in the ONE dollar bill? As in, I'm number one. And I aim for my temple (temple, or back to the laboratory) instead of my 4-Head. Also, as a child I was given a 4-10 (for ten) shotgun on the day I was strong enough to pull back the hammer. Oh, and getting back to the terminator thing - recall the bitch was named Sarah Conner (See On Knee Are)... I had missed that one before tonight. Also, recall that I went to the looney bin called Vernon (V Earn On) - well, it just so happens that my great grandparents are named Vernon as well - just so we get that straight. Did you figure out the Soviet Union one? Soviet Union (So V It You Knee On) ha ha ha. Also, my dog is named Penny (like 1 cent, the number one being important here of course) - and I didn't name her either, my parents named her. Isn't that a bit funny? My parents also had a dog named Trooper (True Pee E Are). By the way, if you don't believe we live repeatedly, you are wrong. Look at the restaurant Bennigans (Been Again). I wander around this world in circles so many times, always watching The Brady (Be Ra Die) Bunch each time around and colouring the walls with my Crayon (See Ra On). I die a lot in other words... bunch that is. Sesame (See Same) Street. xxxxx means "Princess" in baby name lookup books. Sara Lee brand indicates me wooing xxxxx here on earth, as I've explained Lee was the leader of the South, and I am down on earth as Jesus, down South so to speak - where north indicates heaven or the laboratory. Galilee (God All I Lee). Double (Do You Be Lee). By the way, how do you think the X rating for porno (poor no) came about - by me, X. Hey, I own a pair of Doc Marten (Mar Ten) shoes. And by the way, be sure to read some Issac Asimov (As I'm Of) to learn about the very computers that control your everyday perception... the laws of robotics are kick ass (only read the robot short story books). I drink Corona, cerveza (Sir V Is A). Sire (Sir E). Study xxxxx closely and you will see a bit of a tom-boyish look to her, and while she's not actually a sir, you will bow to her as though she were. Serve (Sir VE). My second grade teacher was named Mrs. Buenatello (Good tell Omega in Spanish). Also, in second grade a classmate was named Tammara (To Mar A) King and another was named Nina (Knee Nah) Segal (See Gal). My girlfriend of course was named Angela (Angel A) Houser (How Sir). My first kiss was from a girl named Gage (Gag E). I had a boss in high school named Ernie (Earn E) Godfrey (God Free)... his wife was named Eva (EV A God Free). My high school football coach was named Dunny Goode (Done (Do Knee) Good E). Trujillo (True He Omega). Martinez (Mar Ten Is). My next door neighbor in Farmington was named Raydel (Ra dell) and my neighbor across the street was named Ray. Also, I was friends with a guy named Eric Stemsrud (E Are I See, Stem's rude) indicating a crack pipe or 'stem' meaning I don't smoke crack in front of the Princess. Cox (See Omega X) lived next door to me in El Paso as a kid. Hey, maybe I'll go drink a 40 of Olde English (notice how many crowns are on the bottle) ... ha ha ha... shit man, xxxxx is so old in terms of multiple lifetimes it's not even funny. I had her in my tenth grade English class too. Perhaps I'll also drink a Heineken (High Knee Can)... or smoke a Marlboro (Mar Borough) indicating me on earth getting marred. Remember, this is the Lone (Low Knee) star state after all. Which brings us to the word lonely (Low Knee Lie) which is when I don't bow to the Princess, and am lonely and by myself here on earth.

Hey, how does the Rolling Stones song go - "your fathers still perfecting ways of making ceiling wax" ... duh .. the top of the pyramid of infinity. Another song goes "we weren't searching for no pie in the sky summit" where pie really equals pi, or infinity. Also, the song "into the midnight blue" represents the top of the pyramid, where blue represents life, or blood still in my veins... and midnight represents the clock hands pointed straight up, the top of the pyramid. The life xxxxx and I will lead, like Leave it to Beaver with seperate beds.. blue. Look at the store Walgreens... now think about it, where have you seen green walls? On the back of the dollar bill of course, the pyramid with my eye on top... the pyramid of infinity. The book entitled 'WE' deals with the green wall as well. An eagle (E Gal) is found on the back of the bill as well with an arrow (Are Omega) or two in it's claw - she has X's arrows. "Toys in the Attic" is another song indicative of the pyramid of infinity - this indicates special treats like flight and great games of dungeons and dragons, etc. These things occur at the top of the pyramid, hence the expression toys in the attic. Also, regarding the pyramid, I also have a microdot that is kept near the top of the pyramid, this gives me, the creator, power to do anything even on this puny planet. But I contain the microdot (Like in Atari Adventure) within a ring and give this ring to VE. I give up my power to a wiser entity in other words. Also, we are about 1/4 up the pyramid ... and I built a dungeon which is totally like the dark ages by the way. How's the Led Zeppelin song go "been this way ten years to the day" ha ha. And what about lowrider, "the lowrider (me on earth getting marred) is a little higher. Recall, the Motley Crue song I think "Our father, who ain't in heaven". Also, recall, tell me all your thoughts on God, because I'm on my way to meet her. Rush - Signals - the dog about to pee on the hydrant on the cover... dog backwards is GOD. Foreigner (For E I God Knee Are) 4. And by the way, regarding virtual reality and your trip to the grocery store ... the shit takes months or even years to draw via computer. Every little pixel has to be arranged on the graphs (Actually, your perception is made up of different coloured crystals, very small 'seed' crystals). You get taken out of consciousness, and then returned once a movement has occured. I had said before it takes hours or days, but I spoke hastily. Anyhow, I hope that my treatise (Treat Is E) has opened your eyes. X out.

Notice grades, A, B, C, D, F ... it skips E. This is because xxxxx should never be associated with something like flunking. Jack Nicholson covers both me and xxxxx, as a Jack is a ten and a Nickel is a five.

And then there is another song, Van Halen Hot For Teacher - "don't wanna be no uptown fool". Get it? Top of the pyramid of infinity... xxxxx and myself, oblivious to the fact that we are Gods. We'll go to Emanuel (E Man You All) Baptist church and worship a non-existent God... ha ha. The ultimate in Greek Tragedy, designed by me, the Master. Kingdom (King Dumb). Verizon (VE Rising) - "can you hear me now?" Did I mention that the rebel flag forms an X. Yes, I'm a good ol' boy, but it's not racial (Ra See I All). "You Knee on Jack" (Union Jack) whereas 'jack' represents 10 is the flag for Great Britain (Great Be Writin') and forms an X and a cross (See Are Omega SS). Also, back at the lab, xxxxx will have an X tattoo on her lower back because that is the way I like it. I grew up Jewish by the way. I attended the Jewish Community Center for pre-school. Why do you think they eat unleaven crackers on Fridays and shit - in respect of xxxxx Baker... the Baker part being important. Unleaven. A Baker uses yeast. TGIFridays (you better thank me it's Friday (5th day) as your God and not me). The name of my last girlfriend from Farmington, NM was Myra (My Ra). Furthermore, my girlfriend in high school was named Christy (Christ I) and she lived on Lee Lane. My grandmother was called Mamalee. Across the street from her lived Coralee (See Omega RA Lee). Also, a couple of contracts ago, I worked for a company called Sentari (Sent Are I). I also worked for a company called Harte-Hanks. Look at the Harte part. Move the 'e' back three spaces and it spells 'heart'... three fucking spaces, like the trinity (4). I fuck around with the large computers that control our existence. Circuit (Sir See You It) - indeed, I control all the mother fuckers. You live forever by the way - either in heaven on earth, or in hell. Also, if I'm sent to jail again, I will simply overdose (Omega VE Are Do See) and visit with xxxxx in the lab... you will be placed in stasis until the next lifetime. I will exact my revenge upon those who jailed me in the meantime, and it won't be pretty either. And remember, you are saved by Grace (God Ra See E). Also, when I go to sign my name, I don't have to, because most documents allready have an 'X' in the signature spot ha ha ha. Also, why do you think they call Christmas X-Mas? That is in honor of me, X. Have you ever seen the trademark symbol of an 'O' with an 'R' in it? This really stands for 'Omega Are' - indicating me of course. I just see things you guys don't given my superior processors. Look and break down the word heaven... ha ha ha. Venial (VE Knee All) which means "capable of being forgiven"... so xxxxx really does forgive (For God I VE) you on most things - if you give her a bow. Espionage (E Spy On Age)... hope they aren't spying on her too. Diverse (Die VE Are See). Olive (Omega Live) - Pimento (PI Meant Omega). Arabic Numeral (A Ra Be I See Knew Me Are All). May (5th month) is a Roman Goddess according to Websters.

Now that you are able to read, I'll probably get blamed for the tsunami (Son Am I) - but I had nothing to do with it. My next door neighbor in Farmington was named Katrina. Random (Ran Dumb) probability via machine inclements weather around the world as we know it. It was just time for a tidal wave. My processors happened to name it after me is all. Steve Irwin, killed by a sting "Ra". Just watched Pink Floyd "The Wall" for the first time ... notice they had the X salute, and the flag with the two hammers crossing like an X. Wild. The wall of infinity indeed. "Vera" (VE Ra) "what has become of you" is one song from The Wall. Notice the new U2 song Vertigo, "Your love is teaching me how to kneel"... wild. Let's go play some Nintendo (Kneein' Ten Do). Mario (Mar I Omega) world indeed. Also, the only famous football player to come from my high school was Ralph Neely (Kneel E). My fourth grade teacher was named Mrs. Craig (See Ra I God). Also, Texas won the baseball and football national championship this year (05 of course). Notice, on their football team, there is V. Young. Just thought of a new word, bracelet (Be Ra See E Let) - wonder if it's bondage wear or not. My mom went to Rome recently, she brought back a bag that says ROMA (Are Omega Ma) on it. X out.

Later in life I asked a friend whatever happened to xxxxx. He said she married a pro baseball player from Houston (Whose Ten). With a grand slam you touch 4 bases - home plate has 5 sides. Her initials are SS. But I tell you, the age of chivalry (She V All Are I) is not dead yet... meaning, I still have hope. You think this would make me hostile (Ho Still E) but I love my bitch. I'm jovial (Ho V I All). What this is actually saying is that she married me in reality... baseball, creating the great pyramid of infinity, we are at the base of it. I'm ten... for Houston. Think about the word pyramid (Pi Ra Mid) indicating Ra in the middle of infinity building. Pink Floyd the Wall of course. Baseball (base be all) - freebasing as well with a ceramic (Sir Am I See) pipe (PI Pee E) and using brillow (Be Real Omega)(Be Real Low) as a screen. But VE is not my nemesis (Knee Me Sees) the greek goddess. I'm just a fool waiting on the wrong block - Led Zeppelin indicating a block of the pyramid. Pyrex (Pi Are EX) - what do you cook in pyrex of course. And let me explain something deep to you. The word rain versus sun. Rain is when I am on earth, getting marred (it rains into a ravine (RA V I Knee)). Sun is when I am in the laboratory, as the Son of God or the Father. You'll hear it all the time in songs. "Put on a poncho, pray for mosquitos" where poncho indicates the rain, and mosquito indicates death or blood. It's all over the radio, I'm not going to list a billion songs here. "High and Dry" has deep meaning - even though it's sung by a mere rock band. High, as in God, and dry, as in in the lab and out of the goddamn rain. Sunshine (Son She Knee). I grew up as a young young child on Rainbow Circle. Rain BOW Circle. Rainbow, my promise not to destroy the earth. How does the Talking Heads song Burning Down The House go? "You might need a raincoat" "beats walking in broad daylight". Whereas daylight indicates the laboratory and my boredom there... so I come to earth and get marred. Stevie Ray - Couldn't Stand the Weather is real deep. "In the desert, you can remember your name" by America, indicating the laboratory, represented by heat of the desert... and of course, my name is God. Pink Floyd - "tired of lying in the sunshine, staying home to watch the rain" and of course, the most famous one of all, "Singing in the Rain" which indicates me here on earth, married to xxxxx and going to Emanuel Baptist Church on Sundays... ha ha.

My favorite colour is gray (God Ra) - ying yang - colour of the South too. I went to Western (We Stern) Hills elementary until 5th grade, talking about the pyramid of infinity. Then, I went to Ladera (Lad, E Ra) for 6th grade. One of my teachers at Ladera was named Mrs. Odiorne (Omega Die Or Knee). In my 1987 annual from Farmington I am found in the G's for God. xxxxx is found in the annual too, with the caption "xxxxx exclaims" (X Claims). Tennis (Ten Is) is my favorite sport of course. I'm a neophyte (Knee Omega Fight) at this God business. I do like German (God E Are Man) stuff however. X-Ray (Ra). Hex (He X). Vex. UV Ray (You V Ra). Blu-Ray dvd's. Miracle (Me Ra See Lee). Legion (Lee God I On) of Angels. It's a gamble (G am be Lee) coming to earth. Party (Part E) - we throw one up at the lab when I leave to come to earth. This writing is not for the general (God E Knee Are All) public (Pee You Be Like). Braid (Be Ra ID) - xxxxx has a single one back in the lab. Also, the train X crossing means I'm getting 'trained' to be God the father - let's all do a rail (Ra Ill). Aeon Flux (E On Flew X) pronounced 'E' on... he tries to live forever which I have allready set up. Also, what about the movie 'Evan Almighty' (EV An Almighty).

The original reason that I discovered xxxxx was number 5 was the rumour at school that she did the whole basketball team at the same time... five guys. I know better though - just look at the inventor of basketball, Naismith (Nay is myth). And by the way, why do you think they have the X marker in college football to mark first and TEN? Also, Adidas (All day I dream about xxxxx)... plus it's got three (4) stripes representing the trinity. Little Jack (10) Horner (Whore Near) sat in a corner (trinity).

Well now, I think that I've done a pretty good job proving that VE is the Princess, and that I, X, am God. Make sure you vote down there at the bottom of my page. You can view my statistics as well. Anyhow, it's been fun scaring the crap out of you with all my Master talk. Have no fear, we all live forever and ever in a glorious world with trees, parks, children, bunnies, puppies, etc. It's your century (Sent You Are E) - worship her, not me. Life is good. Try to be a good citizen (See it I Zen)... because you know I'm not. Just give me my surgical (Sir God I See All) mask, gloves (God Loves), and my exacto (X Act Omega) knife (with the pain turned off). And thankfully, you are alive (All I VE). Know that I am the Messiah (Mess (Me SS) I A) - but VE has all of the power eternally (E Turn Ally). She has offensive (often see VE) power actually, whereas I have defensive. Magically (Magic All E). No need to have 'XE-no-phobia' however. Just gimme a 'high-FIVE'. Bow to her and save your soul.

Only vote if you read the entire page. The Entire thing.

So far a 362 believe whereas 852 don't. I have to hand tally this and I started the vote thingy when the counter was on about 7750 or so. Also, I'm disregarding the people who peep at the site, and then log off - we can call them unbelievers as well sort of. Also, just think of the Jesus freaks pressing the 'Don't Believe' button over and over. If you don't believe me you're ignorant (I God No Rant).

Praise (Pee Ra Is E) me. Furthermore, I need the drug Adderall XR (X Are) prescribed to me to help me write better... and come up with words like tomorrow (To Mar Omega). Although I would rather have an 'X to See' tab. Also, leak this to the press and I will grant you your own world. I wish you all a peaceful day or night. And remember though, it's okay to execute (X, E Cute) me at any time as I would like to go back to the lab. Anyhow, if you plan on publishing me, I want a white book with a black X on it, like a generic (God E Knee Are I See) book. My autobiography would outsell the Bible. Ain't the 1st Amendment grand?