And so is was, the two set off on a journrey to put the evil Darth Grater in his place. The IRS was auditing them in a week from thursday, and the young Padawan-tons had to stop Grater before the they had a chance. Now, they got a lead on Darth Grater's whearabouts from Keesh-Adi Mundi. He was shacked up in "The House Of Mirrors", a popular fun house at the local Carnival.

When the two got there, they were attacked by a horrible DIAGNASIL! So they took out there Spagetti (SPAH-GET-EE) Sabers, witch are actually raw strands of Spagetti (Dont tell them that...shhh). They stabbed there apponent with all of there might, and he fell down into a pool of Melted Cheese Sauce.

From out of the Mist emerged the evil Darth Grater, he held out his hand and said, "Luke, I am your Fathe.." "NOOOOO, it cant be, you cant be my father!!!" Luke said Cutting him off. "no" Grater Replied, "you dident let me finish. I am your Father's Brother's Ex-Wife's sister's half Uncle's dog's Ex-owner, who happend to have a butcher, and the butcher cut up a cow, and he sold the cow to an Elderly Couple up-state, they, in turn, paid six men to knock off a cattle rancher, who just happend to be my Dermatologist." "So what does that make us?" Luke said in Question. "I'm still trying to figure that out" Grater Told him. Then, with a wicked look in his eye, He said "Luke, Join me, Together we can take over the Corparate Biusiness world!" "How would we do that Father's Brother's Ex-wife's......." "I work for the IRS, we can EMBEZZLE! I can wrongfully steal other people's money whenever i want, DUH!!" "No, i will never join the Dark Side of "The FORKS", A.K.A,THE SPOONS"!!! "Then So be it, Spagetti" Grater Said as he raised his Hand to Choke young Skysaucer To Death.

Just then, from out of the Mirrors, Jumped THE GREAT MACE HINDU!! "Did you say he was related to a Butcher??? i dont like Cow Murderers!!!" and he struck down the Evil Darth Grater with all of his might, but before he deliver the Final blo, Grater Ran off like the little pansy that he is. And just as fast as Grater left, Mace Hindu dissaperd before The two Spagetti's could Thank him.

"Well know that that is over with, How are we going to get out of this Fun house???" Provalone Jinn Said In Greif. "Get feeling for the door" luke said,and they were soon gone. (actually, it took about 2.25 years to actually get out of the Fun house, but time went by so quickly, they never noticed that there skin melted off because of mal nutrition!)

May "The Forks" be with you, always...