So, after 2¼ years, the Spaghetti Knights, Provalone Jinn and Luke Skysaucer foud their way out of the fun house through the Cloned Doors. So, since they had done nothing for the past 2 years, they decided to visit the freak show. And, as fate would have it, they met Princess Lai-ya, the "Amazing Zit Woman". Luke, who had minored in drematology at Vatican Forks Academy, immediately fell in love with her. He brought her flowers, candy, scrubbing pads, cream, and Clearasil Stay-Clear facewash. The whole nine yards. (actually, it was 8¾ yards, but Luke can't count) They fell in love even more and even did a little "wicky-wicky-woo-woo". Then they had a child. They named this kid Acne Provalone Skysaucer. More or less, he was a pimple with eyes. Wven though Acne was demented, Luke and Lai-ya loved their son very much. Then disaster struck.
The IRS had discovered Luke and Provalone's return, and decided to audit the Italian Resturaunt a week from Thursday. Lord Sieve-ious sent Darth Grater to do the IRS's dirty work. Grater had learned of the birth of Acne. He really didn't want another Spaghetti to foil his evil plans. Plus, the IRS would fire him if he failed. So, he decided to kill of Lai-ya, since Luke and Provalone both failed Parenting in high school, and could not raise a child. He attacked the Skysaucer home. Provalone just happened not to be there to help them. Grater used the dark side of The Forks, aka The Spoons, to drain the energy from Luke's Spaghetti Saber. The Skysaucers were defenseless! Luke thought quick. Out of last resort, he threw his demented child at Grater. Grater fell. Luke picked up his Spaghetti saber, the power of the Spoons wearing off when Grater fell. Luke turned on the weapon and held the Spoon Lord at bay. Grater retreated, saying he would return with a super tax-collecting machine called the Bad-Breath Star.
Luke and Lai-Ya ran to where their son had fallen, only to find a big puddle of pus. Acne had taken his final blow and had popped. "Eeewww..." the Skysaucers said in unison. Soon, the Pond's Institute showed up to clean up the mess. They compensated Luke for his terrible loss. But it wasn't nearly enough to pay off Luke's and Provalone's supposed 'debt'. Darth Grater would return... May "The Forks" be with you, always... Go to...
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