So this one time I was smokin some CHRONIC shit behind Jacob's food mart when this limo drives by. Wouldn't you know it, this pale white albino fuckin squarrel jumps out of one of the windows, lands in my pocket, grabs my fuckin stash, and hightails it up the water drain to the roof of the building. Right at that very moment, a homeless trenchcoat wearing Jahova's witness comes up and starts ranting about how.....

his dead father molested his half beaver children or some shit. So I'm like "Look dude, I'm in a bit of a pickel. Do you by any chance have a latter?" and he's all like "Yeah. my friend Jacob has one." I'm all like "You know Jacob?" and this motherfuckers all like "Yes. Would you like me to pull it out for you? IT's not very big, but it might help." And I'm all like "Fuck Yeah! Pull that shit out!

....I need to get on top of this roof and bag me some squarrel meat!" It was at that point that he proceeded to open up his trenchcoat..... GOD DAMN that was the best bag of fuckin chronic I ever lost!!! Every day since I've been chasing that Albino fuckin squirrel... so to speak.