TITLE: Garak Goes Skiing
AUTHOR: Calicia
SERIES: DS9
CODES: G&B
RATING: G
ARCHIVING: Go ahead.
SYNOPSIS: Garak and Bashir go skiing.
NOTES: Written to go with one of kira-nerys’ montages.
DISCLAIMER: ParaBorg own Trek, yadda yadda yadda. Yawn.

***

“Isn’t this great?”

“muttergrumblemumbletoocoldgroan...”

“Garak? What’s wrong?”

“It’s freezing, Doctor. What did you call this activity again?”

“Skiing. An old Earth sport.”

“Why does it have to be so cold?”

“Because snow is frozen water.”

“Snow? I thought this was skiing.”

“You ski on snow.”

“Why did we come here again?”

“It was your idea, Garak. You heard about skiing and wanted to learn how.”

“And now I’m trying to remember why. Brrr!”

“Garak, that skin colour doesn’t look healthy.”

“I...I...I’m so c...c...cold...”

“We had better find you a heat source.... Garak? Why are you looking at me like 
that...?”