TITLE: Garak, Julian, and Vegemite
AUTHOR: Calicia
SERIES: DS9
CODES: G & B
RATING: G
DISCLAIMER: ParaBorg owns Garak and Julian. Kraft owns Vegemite.
ARCHIVING: ASC, Cardassia Sutra, Lady Kardasi - go ahead. Anyone 
else please ask.
NOTES: Vegemite is an Australian spread made from yeast extract. 
Most people either love it or hate it - there is no in between 
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"Julian, what is that?"

"Vegemite. It’s an Australian condiment that Ensign Kelly 
recommended."

"It smells awful!"

"No, it doesn’t."

"It looks awful, too! I can’t believe that you’re taking it out 
of that little container and putting it on perfectly good bread. 
What did that bread ever do to you?"

"Garak, stop being silly. Just because you don’t like the look 
and smell, doesn’t mean you can pick on it. Do I do that with 
yamok sauce?"

"As a matter of fact..."

"Garak, just try some. Here. It’s nice."

"Guls! What’s in that!"

"Yeast..."

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"....Garak?"

"I’m... allergic... to... yeast..."