101 Spells You Can Do Without
 
    1. Acid Trip
    2. Affect Abnormal Fires
    3. Affect Normal Foyers
    4. Air Breathing (land-dwellers only)
    5. Airshape (like Stoneshape, but with normal air)
    6. Airy Air
    7. Alamir's Freeway Breakdown
    8. Alamir's Fundamental Theorem
    9. Algorhythm I-III (sp?)
  10. Anger God
  11. Animate Bread
  12. Anti-Anti-Magic Shell (Pro-Magic Shell?)
  13. Anti-Magic Eggshell
  14. Anti-Magic Magic Missle
  15. Anti-Magic Magic Mouth
  16. Antipathy Orb
  17. Audible Hammer (of the M.C. variety)
  18. Auditable Glamour
  19. Augmented Chord I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII
  20. Bad Lighting
  21. Badly Programmed Illusion
  22. Become Dead (reverse of Resurrect Self)
  23. Bigby's Assertive Finger
  24. Bigby's Clenched Teeth
  25. Bigby's Critically Fumbling Hand
  26. Bigby's Glove (colors the various Bigby's Hand spells, no bonus)
  27. Bigby's Groping Hand
  28. Bigby's Hairy-Palmed Hand
  29. Bigby's Insulting Hand (the second finger is rather prominent)
  30. Bigby's Limp-Wristed Hand
  31. Bigby's Shadow-Animal Making Hands
  32. Bigby's "Shush"ing Hand
  33. Black & White Spray
  34. Blind Self
  35. Bold Monster
  36. Bookworm Blast
  37. Break-Wind Wall
  38. Break the Wind
  39. Bubbling Rainstorm
  40. Burning Hands (Yours, ouch)
  41. Can Trip (And does!)
  42. Change Elf
  43. Charm Dead
  44. Charm Friends
  45. Charm Groupie
  46. Charm Potted Plants
  47. Charm Self
  48. Charm Undead (X-rated version)
  49. Cheeseball
  50. Circling the Square (i.e. Times, Trafalger, Tiannemen)
  51. Clause of the Lawyer
  52. Clear Audience (usually follows Delayed Blast Flatulence)
  53. Clone Undead
  54. Clown
  55. Color Safe Spray
  56. Compulsive Disorder
  57. Cone of Bubbles
  58. Conjure Emmenthaler
  59. Contact This Plane
  60. Continual Bad Lighting
  61. Continual Right (a political spell)
  62. Control Casting Time (controls the casting time of this spell only)
  63. Control Feather
  64. Copyright Shroud
  65. Crass Suggestion
  66. Create Coat Hanger
  67. Cure Animal Hide
  68. Cure Light Winds
  69. Cure Smoked Ham
  70. Cure STD
  71. Current Life
  72. Cylons, 10' Radius
  73. Cymbal
  74. Dalamar's Whoopee Cushion (things that make you go hmmmm)
  75. Darkness, 15 micron radius
  76. Daylight (material components: must be cast outdoors in bright sunlight)
  77. Deathwish
  78. Deeppocket Lint
  79. Delayed Blast Cantrip
  80. Delayed Blast Flatulence
  81. Delayed Blast Spitball
  82. Demand Blindness
  83. Demi-Shadow Puppets
  84. Deny Reality
  85. Detect Crying
  86. Detect Dead (Yep, he's dead alright...)
   87. Detect Detect Spells
  88. Detect Hound
  89. Detect Lightning Bolts (area: 5')
  90. Detect Pervert
  91. Detect Pink Bunny Rabbits
  92. Detect Self (allows you to see if you are yourself)
  93. Detect Strikes and Spares
  94. Detect Tragic (oooh, theres a sad happening over there!)
  95. Detect Unseen Butler
  96. Detect Visibility (Yep, I can see that)
  97. Detect Weevil
  98. Detect Wind
  99. Differentiate Without Error (Hey, you never know...)
100. Dimension Doorknob
101. Dispell Nonmagical Reptiles & Amphibians
102. Dispurse Self
103. Doug
104. Doug's Generic Spell
105. Drain Vaccuum
106. Draw Upon Religious Right
107. Drawmij's Court Summons
108. Drawmij's Instant Cake Mix
109. Drawmij's Instant Coffee (components: hot water and cup)
110. Drawmij's Instant Death (Drawmij's CON must be about -30 by now...)
111. Earthly Chorus
112. Enchanted Toothpick
113. Enlightening Bolt
114. Enrage Dragon
115. ESPN
116. Ethertalk
117. Evard's Black Growth (range: 0)
118. Evard's Black Testicles
119. Evard's Blue Testicles
120. Explosive Familiar (it's *your* familiar)
121. Explosive Friends
122. Extension Cord I, II, and III
123. Extinguish Match (casting time: 5 rounds)
124. Face Grasp
125. Fear of Sunmotes
126. Feather Brain
127. Feather Flail
128. Feign Life (as if the caster has one)
129. Feign Orgasm
130. Find Acquaintance
131. Find Floor (somatic component: falling on face)
132. Find Hand
133. Finger of Near-Fatal Injury
134. Finger of Plead
135. Fire Alarm
136. Fire Rap
137. Fire Stick
138. Fireball (reversed)
139. Fiscal Projection
140. Fist of Flesh
141. Fleshskin (range: self)
142. Fool's Lead
143. Foresee Unseen Butler
144. Forget Spells (area: self)
145. Forehead
146. Foreskin
147. Fourier's Transformation
148. Furball
149. Furry Fire
150. Gaze at Reflection
151. Geese
152. Get Flu
153. Get Life
154. Glassteal (swipe that beermug from that unsuspecting peasant)
155. Globe of Vulnerability
156. Grate
157. Graze reflection (if someone hurts your knee)
158. Guess Alignment
159. Hair Extension I, II, III
160. Hallucinatory Escape
161. Hallucinatory Train
162. Hand of Skin
163. Hatch Egg (somatic component: sit on egg)
164. Heal Monster (only works on opponents during combat)
165. Heel
166. Hold Bladder
167. Hold Mustard
168. Hold Self
169. Hornung's Gas
170. Hornung's Police Dispatcher
171. Housefly
172. Hug Self
173. Illusion Debugger (for Badly Programmed Illusions)
174. Illusionary Crypt
175. Iggy's Invisible Illusion
176. Illegal Thoughts (That serving wench looks older than 18)
177. Implosive Runes
178. Impress Plants
179. Improper Suggestion
180. Indirection (address register postincrement)
181. Indivisibility (The caster is a prime number)
182. Insect Plague, 5' Radius
183. Integrate (reversible, Differentiate)
184. Invisibility to Inanimate Objects
185. Invisibility to Dead
186. Invisible Talker
187. Irritate Self
188. Kender Summoning I, II, III ( Illegal ! )
189. Kitchen Sink
190. Knock Knock
191. Know Own Alignment
192. Know Person (in the biblical sense of the word...)
193. Kooshball
194. Legend Bore
195. Legend Lore, Extended Dance Mix
196. Leomund's Condemned Shelter
197. Leomund's Grass Hut
198. Leomund's Mortgaged Shelter
199. Leomund's Risky Tax Shelter
200. Leomund's Secure Chest Cavity
201. Leomund's Sturdy Music Box
202. Leomund's Tap
203. Leomund's Underfunded Homeless Shelter
204. Level Water
205. Lightning Blot
206. Limited Dish (Sorry sir, the Dover Sole is off)
207. Limited Wash
208. Locate Right Hand
209. Locate Self (tells you where you are, relative to your location)
210. Locate Tongue (requires verbal component)
211. Locate Wizard (the _nearest_ wizard)
212. Lorloveim's Shady Deal
213. Lose Familiar (Get lost, ya wee booger!)
214. Lower Cholesterol Level
215. Lower Inhibitions
216. Maggot Missle
217. Magic Boomeranging Missile
218. Magic Gristle
219. Magic Missal (A really boring prayersheet)
220. Magic Moth
221. Magic Orifice
222. Magic Shotglass (as opposed to Magic Jar)
223. Mail of the Banshee (victim gets letter saying "Waaaaaahh...")
224. Maize
225. Matrix Addition
226. Mauve Earth
227. Meld, Canasta Version
228. Melf's Acid Bow
229. Melf's Acid Trip
230. Melf's Minute Rice
231. Melodramatic Phantom Defenders
232. Memorize Spell
233. Meteor Swan
234. Micrometeorite Storm
235. Mildly Surprising Grasp
236. Minor Delousing
237. Mistaken Identify
238. Mistaken Thought (Gee, guys, it _looked_ like a Gas Spore)
239. Moaning Spirit
240. Mordenkainen's Agnostic Hound
241. Mordenkainen's Aroused Hound (can't get it off of the nearest leg)
242. Mordenkainen's Big Ears (+1 to all hearing checks, ear size quadrupled)
243. Mordenkainen's Bored Cat
244. Mordenkainen's Celery
245. Mordenkainen's Conjunction (Conjunction Junction, what's your function?)
246. Mordenkainen's Faithful Mosquito
247. Mordenkainen's Freeway Junction
248. Mordenkainen's Lubrication
249. Mordenkainen's Sword, -1 Backbiter
250. Mordenkainen's Unfaithful Wife
251. Move Venus
252. Muenster Summoning I-VII
253. Murder Darkness
254. Murdoch's Featherless Fryer (Verbal component: "Butterball")
255. Murdock's Feathery Pillow
256. Nahal's Banana Peel (appears under random ally's foot)
257. No Time
258. No Vacancy
259. Nystul's Undetectible Aura
260. Otiluke's Happy Fun Sphere
261. Otiluke's Resilient Ear
262. Otiluke's Room Temperature Sphere
263. Otto's Irresistible Disco-Duck
264. Otto's Resistable Dance
265. Paraphrase Magic
266. Part Hair
267. Pastel Blade of Warm Fuzzies (9th level Drow spell)
268. Penultimate Fall
269. Phantasmal Fork
270. Phantasmal Morse
271. Phantasmal Thriller
272. Plane XOR
273. Polymorph Mother
274. Power Word Missing
275. Power Word, NO!
276. Power Word, Noogie
277. Power Word, Puke
278. Power Word, Wedgie
279. Power Word, Smirk
280. Power Word, Spam
281. Power Word, Kill Self --- (Invented by Flera)
282. Power Word, Kill With Error --- (invented by Flera)
283. Power Word, Kill Self With Level Limitation (level 5, good luck) --- (Invented by Flera)
284. Protection from Catnips
285. Protection from Elvis, 10' Radius
286. Protection from Evil Kenevil (sp?)
287. Protection from Halitosis
288. Protection from Normal Air
289. Protection from Normal Missals
290. Protection from Normal Oxygen
291. Protection from Normal Pillows
292. Protection from Self
293. Psychoanalyze Without Error (Zo, ven dit you shtop lofink your mutter?)
294. Purge Memory
295. Rainbow Enhancer
296. Random Casualty
297. Rary's Mnemonic Cancer (eats away at those favorite spells)
298. Rary's Mnemonic Device (makes silly acronyms out of things)
299. Rary's Pneumonic Cough (range: self)
300. Read Common
301. Rectum of Retention
302. Reincarnation Door
303. Remove Hand (yours)
304. Remove Minus Sign (reversible)
305. Remove Nurse ("Good-Byyyeeee Nurse!")
306. Remove Reality
307. Remove Self
308. Remove Strong Language
309. Reservation
310. Rest Erection
311 .Resurrect Living
312 .Resurrect Self (problem: must be alive to cast the spell)
313 .Reverse Graffiti
314 .Rice Storm
315 .Rock Summoning I
316. Sepia Cake Sigil
317. Serten's Smell Immunity
318. Sheepskin
319. Shocking Gasp (usually follows Tenser's Shocking Suggestion)
320. Silence of the Lambs, 15' radius
321. Sleep with Dead (yuck... unless you're a real Necromancer)
322. SmorgasMorph
323. Soap-on-a-Rope Trick
234. Solid Frog
325. Speak With Boring Monsters
326. Speak With Dead Plants
327. Speak With Grateful Dead
328. Speak With Living (components: two tin cans and a string)
329. Speak WIth Mud
330. Speak With Self
331. Sucker (for those of you who actually cast the spell)
332. Summon Allergy
333. Summon Death (Death arrives and kills the caster)
334. Summon Self
335. Swift Envelope
336. Tape Mount
337. Tasha's Controllable Mildly Unpleasant Laughter
338. Tasha's Uncontrollable Bladder
339. Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Daughter (a.k.a. 'Sela')
340. Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Die Rolls
341. Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Flatulence
342. Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Gesture
343. Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Hand
344. Tax Avoidance
345. Taunt a Second Time
346. Teleport Environment
347. Teleport With Lots of Errors
348. Teleport Without Destination
349. Teleport Without Terror
350. Tenser's Double-Sided, Double Density Disk
351. Tenser's Floating Point
352. Tenser's Formatted Disk
353. Tenser's Gloating Disk
354. Tenser's Shocking Suggestion (you want to WHAT??!)
355. Tenser's Slipped Disk
356. Tenser's Deadly Resurrection
357. Tensor Transformations
358. This Space for Rent (fills up space on a scroll or in a mage's memory)
359. Time Start
360. Tonguetwister Change
361. Tons
362. Transmute Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust (priest spell)
363. Transmute Friends to Enemies
364. Transmute Head to Butt
365. Transmute RGB to HSV
366. Transmute Rock to Stone (reversible)
367. Transmute Rock to Jazz
368. Trap the Sole (see Limited Dish)
369. Turn Friends Into Enemies
370. Turn Pebble (rotation, not banishment)
371. Undefined Symbol
372. Unenlightening Bolt
373. Unheard Servant
374. Unscented Cloud
375. Unseen Manservant
376. Unseen Pervert
377. Unseen Sympathy
378. Vampiric Breathing (perfect for harassing phone calls)
379. Vampiric Crutch
380. Varnish
381. Visible Stalker
382. Walk
383. Wall of Dog
384. Wall of Horse
385. Wall of Non-Dairy Creamer
386. Wall of Normal Air
387. Wall of Paper
388. Wall of Velcro
389. Waste
390. Wink
391. Wizard Eyebrow
392. Wizard Lick
393. Wizard Nostril
394. Wizard Stain
395. You Wish!
396. ZX-Spectral Force
 
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