101 Spells You
Can Do Without
1.
Acid Trip
2.
Affect Abnormal Fires
3.
Affect Normal Foyers
4.
Air Breathing (land-dwellers only)
5.
Airshape (like Stoneshape, but with normal air)
6.
Airy Air
7.
Alamir's Freeway Breakdown
8.
Alamir's Fundamental Theorem
9.
Algorhythm I-III (sp?)
10. Anger God
11. Animate Bread
12. Anti-Anti-Magic
Shell (Pro-Magic Shell?)
13. Anti-Magic
Eggshell
14. Anti-Magic
Magic Missle
15. Anti-Magic
Magic Mouth
16. Antipathy Orb
17. Audible Hammer
(of the M.C. variety)
18. Auditable Glamour
19. Augmented Chord
I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII
20. Bad Lighting
21. Badly Programmed
Illusion
22. Become Dead
(reverse of Resurrect Self)
23. Bigby's Assertive
Finger
24. Bigby's Clenched
Teeth
25. Bigby's Critically
Fumbling Hand
26. Bigby's Glove
(colors the various Bigby's Hand spells, no bonus)
27. Bigby's Groping
Hand
28. Bigby's Hairy-Palmed
Hand
29. Bigby's Insulting
Hand (the second finger is rather prominent)
30. Bigby's Limp-Wristed
Hand
31. Bigby's Shadow-Animal
Making Hands
32. Bigby's "Shush"ing
Hand
33. Black &
White Spray
34. Blind Self
35. Bold Monster
36. Bookworm Blast
37. Break-Wind
Wall
38. Break the Wind
39. Bubbling Rainstorm
40. Burning Hands
(Yours, ouch)
41. Can Trip (And
does!)
42. Change Elf
43. Charm Dead
44. Charm Friends
45. Charm Groupie
46. Charm Potted
Plants
47. Charm Self
48. Charm Undead
(X-rated version)
49. Cheeseball
50. Circling the
Square (i.e. Times, Trafalger, Tiannemen)
51. Clause of the
Lawyer
52. Clear Audience
(usually follows Delayed Blast Flatulence)
53. Clone Undead
54. Clown
55. Color Safe
Spray
56. Compulsive
Disorder
57. Cone of Bubbles
58. Conjure Emmenthaler
59. Contact This
Plane
60. Continual Bad
Lighting
61. Continual Right
(a political spell)
62. Control Casting
Time (controls the casting time of this spell only)
63. Control Feather
64. Copyright Shroud
65. Crass Suggestion
66. Create Coat
Hanger
67. Cure Animal
Hide
68. Cure Light
Winds
69. Cure Smoked
Ham
70. Cure STD
71. Current Life
72. Cylons, 10'
Radius
73. Cymbal
74. Dalamar's Whoopee
Cushion (things that make you go hmmmm)
75. Darkness, 15
micron radius
76. Daylight (material
components: must be cast outdoors in bright sunlight)
77. Deathwish
78. Deeppocket
Lint
79. Delayed Blast
Cantrip
80. Delayed Blast
Flatulence
81. Delayed Blast
Spitball
82. Demand Blindness
83. Demi-Shadow
Puppets
84. Deny Reality
85. Detect Crying
86. Detect Dead
(Yep, he's dead alright...)
87. Detect
Detect Spells
88. Detect Hound
89. Detect Lightning
Bolts (area: 5')
90. Detect Pervert
91. Detect Pink
Bunny Rabbits
92. Detect Self
(allows you to see if you are yourself)
93. Detect Strikes
and Spares
94. Detect Tragic
(oooh, theres a sad happening over there!)
95. Detect Unseen
Butler
96. Detect Visibility
(Yep, I can see that)
97. Detect Weevil
98. Detect Wind
99. Differentiate
Without Error (Hey, you never know...)
100. Dimension Doorknob
101. Dispell Nonmagical
Reptiles & Amphibians
102. Dispurse Self
103. Doug
104. Doug's Generic Spell
105. Drain Vaccuum
106. Draw Upon Religious
Right
107. Drawmij's Court Summons
108. Drawmij's Instant
Cake Mix
109. Drawmij's Instant
Coffee (components: hot water and cup)
110. Drawmij's Instant
Death (Drawmij's CON must be about -30 by now...)
111. Earthly Chorus
112. Enchanted Toothpick
113. Enlightening Bolt
114. Enrage Dragon
115. ESPN
116. Ethertalk
117. Evard's Black Growth
(range: 0)
118. Evard's Black Testicles
119. Evard's Blue Testicles
120. Explosive Familiar
(it's *your* familiar)
121. Explosive Friends
122. Extension Cord I,
II, and III
123. Extinguish Match
(casting time: 5 rounds)
124. Face Grasp
125. Fear of Sunmotes
126. Feather Brain
127. Feather Flail
128. Feign Life (as if
the caster has one)
129. Feign Orgasm
130. Find Acquaintance
131. Find Floor (somatic
component: falling on face)
132. Find Hand
133. Finger of Near-Fatal
Injury
134. Finger of Plead
135. Fire Alarm
136. Fire Rap
137. Fire Stick
138. Fireball (reversed)
139. Fiscal Projection
140. Fist of Flesh
141. Fleshskin (range:
self)
142. Fool's Lead
143. Foresee Unseen Butler
144. Forget Spells (area:
self)
145. Forehead
146. Foreskin
147. Fourier's Transformation
148. Furball
149. Furry Fire
150. Gaze at Reflection
151. Geese
152. Get Flu
153. Get Life
154. Glassteal (swipe
that beermug from that unsuspecting peasant)
155. Globe of Vulnerability
156. Grate
157. Graze reflection
(if someone hurts your knee)
158. Guess Alignment
159. Hair Extension I,
II, III
160. Hallucinatory Escape
161. Hallucinatory Train
162. Hand of Skin
163. Hatch Egg (somatic
component: sit on egg)
164. Heal Monster (only
works on opponents during combat)
165. Heel
166. Hold Bladder
167. Hold Mustard
168. Hold Self
169. Hornung's Gas
170. Hornung's Police
Dispatcher
171. Housefly
172. Hug Self
173. Illusion Debugger
(for Badly Programmed Illusions)
174. Illusionary Crypt
175. Iggy's Invisible
Illusion
176. Illegal Thoughts
(That serving wench looks older than 18)
177. Implosive Runes
178. Impress Plants
179. Improper Suggestion
180. Indirection (address
register postincrement)
181. Indivisibility (The
caster is a prime number)
182. Insect Plague, 5'
Radius
183. Integrate (reversible,
Differentiate)
184. Invisibility to Inanimate
Objects
185. Invisibility to Dead
186. Invisible Talker
187. Irritate Self
188. Kender Summoning
I, II, III ( Illegal ! )
189. Kitchen Sink
190. Knock Knock
191. Know Own Alignment
192. Know Person (in the
biblical sense of the word...)
193. Kooshball
194. Legend Bore
195. Legend Lore, Extended
Dance Mix
196. Leomund's Condemned
Shelter
197. Leomund's Grass Hut
198. Leomund's Mortgaged
Shelter
199. Leomund's Risky Tax
Shelter
200. Leomund's Secure
Chest Cavity
201. Leomund's Sturdy
Music Box
202. Leomund's Tap
203. Leomund's Underfunded
Homeless Shelter
204. Level Water
205. Lightning Blot
206. Limited Dish (Sorry
sir, the Dover Sole is off)
207. Limited Wash
208. Locate Right Hand
209. Locate Self (tells
you where you are, relative to your location)
210. Locate Tongue (requires
verbal component)
211. Locate Wizard (the
_nearest_ wizard)
212. Lorloveim's Shady
Deal
213. Lose Familiar (Get
lost, ya wee booger!)
214. Lower Cholesterol
Level
215. Lower Inhibitions
216. Maggot Missle
217. Magic Boomeranging
Missile
218. Magic Gristle
219. Magic Missal (A really
boring prayersheet)
220. Magic Moth
221. Magic Orifice
222. Magic Shotglass (as
opposed to Magic Jar)
223. Mail of the Banshee
(victim gets letter saying "Waaaaaahh...")
224. Maize
225. Matrix Addition
226. Mauve Earth
227. Meld, Canasta Version
228. Melf's Acid Bow
229. Melf's Acid Trip
230. Melf's Minute Rice
231. Melodramatic Phantom
Defenders
232. Memorize Spell
233. Meteor Swan
234. Micrometeorite Storm
235. Mildly Surprising
Grasp
236. Minor Delousing
237. Mistaken Identify
238. Mistaken Thought
(Gee, guys, it _looked_ like a Gas Spore)
239. Moaning Spirit
240. Mordenkainen's Agnostic
Hound
241. Mordenkainen's Aroused
Hound (can't get it off of the nearest leg)
242. Mordenkainen's Big
Ears (+1 to all hearing checks, ear size quadrupled)
243. Mordenkainen's Bored
Cat
244. Mordenkainen's Celery
245. Mordenkainen's Conjunction
(Conjunction Junction, what's your function?)
246. Mordenkainen's Faithful
Mosquito
247. Mordenkainen's Freeway
Junction
248. Mordenkainen's Lubrication
249. Mordenkainen's Sword,
-1 Backbiter
250. Mordenkainen's Unfaithful
Wife
251. Move Venus
252. Muenster Summoning
I-VII
253. Murder Darkness
254. Murdoch's Featherless
Fryer (Verbal component: "Butterball")
255. Murdock's Feathery
Pillow
256. Nahal's Banana Peel
(appears under random ally's foot)
257. No Time
258. No Vacancy
259. Nystul's Undetectible
Aura
260. Otiluke's Happy Fun
Sphere
261. Otiluke's Resilient
Ear
262. Otiluke's Room Temperature
Sphere
263. Otto's Irresistible
Disco-Duck
264. Otto's Resistable
Dance
265. Paraphrase Magic
266. Part Hair
267. Pastel Blade of Warm
Fuzzies (9th level Drow spell)
268. Penultimate Fall
269. Phantasmal Fork
270. Phantasmal Morse
271. Phantasmal Thriller
272. Plane XOR
273. Polymorph Mother
274. Power Word Missing
275. Power Word, NO!
276. Power Word, Noogie
277. Power Word, Puke
278. Power Word, Wedgie
279. Power Word, Smirk
280. Power Word, Spam
281. Power Word, Kill
Self --- (Invented by Flera)
282. Power Word, Kill
With Error --- (invented by Flera)
283. Power Word, Kill
Self With Level Limitation (level 5, good luck) --- (Invented by Flera)
284. Protection from Catnips
285. Protection from Elvis,
10' Radius
286. Protection from Evil
Kenevil (sp?)
287. Protection from Halitosis
288. Protection from Normal
Air
289. Protection from Normal
Missals
290. Protection from Normal
Oxygen
291. Protection from Normal
Pillows
292. Protection from Self
293. Psychoanalyze Without
Error (Zo, ven dit you shtop lofink your mutter?)
294. Purge Memory
295. Rainbow Enhancer
296. Random Casualty
297. Rary's Mnemonic Cancer
(eats away at those favorite spells)
298. Rary's Mnemonic Device
(makes silly acronyms out of things)
299. Rary's Pneumonic
Cough (range: self)
300. Read Common
301. Rectum of Retention
302. Reincarnation Door
303. Remove Hand (yours)
304. Remove Minus Sign
(reversible)
305. Remove Nurse ("Good-Byyyeeee
Nurse!")
306. Remove Reality
307. Remove Self
308. Remove Strong Language
309. Reservation
310. Rest Erection
311 .Resurrect Living
312 .Resurrect Self (problem:
must be alive to cast the spell)
313 .Reverse Graffiti
314 .Rice Storm
315 .Rock Summoning I
316. Sepia Cake Sigil
317. Serten's Smell Immunity
318. Sheepskin
319. Shocking Gasp (usually
follows Tenser's Shocking Suggestion)
320. Silence of the Lambs,
15' radius
321. Sleep with Dead (yuck...
unless you're a real Necromancer)
322. SmorgasMorph
323. Soap-on-a-Rope Trick
234. Solid Frog
325. Speak With Boring
Monsters
326. Speak With Dead Plants
327. Speak With Grateful
Dead
328. Speak With Living
(components: two tin cans and a string)
329. Speak WIth Mud
330. Speak With Self
331. Sucker (for those
of you who actually cast the spell)
332. Summon Allergy
333. Summon Death (Death
arrives and kills the caster)
334. Summon Self
335. Swift Envelope
336. Tape Mount
337. Tasha's Controllable
Mildly Unpleasant Laughter
338. Tasha's Uncontrollable
Bladder
339. Tasha's Uncontrollable
Hideous Daughter (a.k.a. 'Sela')
340. Tasha's Uncontrollable
Hideous Die Rolls
341. Tasha's Uncontrollable
Hideous Flatulence
342. Tasha's Uncontrollable
Hideous Gesture
343. Tasha's Uncontrollable
Hideous Hand
344. Tax Avoidance
345. Taunt a Second Time
346. Teleport Environment
347. Teleport With Lots
of Errors
348. Teleport Without
Destination
349. Teleport Without
Terror
350. Tenser's Double-Sided,
Double Density Disk
351. Tenser's Floating
Point
352. Tenser's Formatted
Disk
353. Tenser's Gloating
Disk
354. Tenser's Shocking
Suggestion (you want to WHAT??!)
355. Tenser's Slipped
Disk
356. Tenser's Deadly Resurrection
357. Tensor Transformations
358. This Space for Rent
(fills up space on a scroll or in a mage's memory)
359. Time Start
360. Tonguetwister Change
361. Tons
362. Transmute Ashes to
Ashes, Dust to Dust (priest spell)
363. Transmute Friends
to Enemies
364. Transmute Head to
Butt
365. Transmute RGB to
HSV
366. Transmute Rock to
Stone (reversible)
367. Transmute Rock to
Jazz
368. Trap the Sole (see
Limited Dish)
369. Turn Friends Into
Enemies
370. Turn Pebble (rotation,
not banishment)
371. Undefined Symbol
372. Unenlightening Bolt
373. Unheard Servant
374. Unscented Cloud
375. Unseen Manservant
376. Unseen Pervert
377. Unseen Sympathy
378. Vampiric Breathing
(perfect for harassing phone calls)
379. Vampiric Crutch
380. Varnish
381. Visible Stalker
382. Walk
383. Wall of Dog
384. Wall of Horse
385. Wall of Non-Dairy
Creamer
386. Wall of Normal Air
387. Wall of Paper
388. Wall of Velcro
389. Waste
390. Wink
391. Wizard Eyebrow
392. Wizard Lick
393. Wizard Nostril
394. Wizard Stain
395. You Wish!
396. ZX-Spectral Force
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