Kender Song of Praise
aka Fizban the Fabulous
(To the tune of 10 Little Indians)
by Tasselhoff Burrfoot
Oh, say have you heard
of Fizban the Fabulous?
My uncle says he's
just fantabulous.
Myself, I think he's
kender-abulous!*
The Great Fizban the
Fabulous.
His hat, it never stayed
on his head to long;
He'd look and look
and then, "ding-dong!"
Uncle Tas found it;
that's why it's in this song.
The Great Fizban the
Fabulous.
He always wanted to
cast a "fireball,"
We all know that it's
his favorite spell.
For some reason Tanis
didn't like it well.
The Great Fizban the
Fabulous.
Now we come to the
end of my song;
I hope you don't think
that it was very long.
I hope that next time
you'll all sing along,
'Bout the Great Fizban
the Fabulous!o