Kender Song of Praise
aka Fizban the Fabulous
(To the tune of 10 Little Indians)
 
by Tasselhoff Burrfoot
 
Oh, say have you heard of Fizban the Fabulous?
My uncle says he's just fantabulous.
Myself, I think he's kender-abulous!*
The Great Fizban the Fabulous.
 
His hat, it never stayed on his head to long;
He'd look and look and then, "ding-dong!"
Uncle Tas found it; that's why it's in this song.
The Great Fizban the Fabulous.
 
He always wanted to cast a "fireball,"
We all know that it's his favorite spell.
For some reason Tanis didn't like it well.
The Great Fizban the Fabulous.
 
Now we come to the end of my song;
I hope you don't think that it was very long.
I hope that next time you'll all sing along,
'Bout the Great Fizban the Fabulous!o
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