Ode To Fizban by Tasslehoff Burrfoot   He's a mage that doesn't look like much A wizard in shabby robes He totters along with his knobby knees His ear hair grows to his lobes   His eyebrows are fierce as bug bears His beard dwarves would disown He has a staff that wanders off And a hat with a mind of its own   Now my friends (when they see Fizban) Always sigh and whisper and moan You'd think Fizban was a kender By the volume of Caramon's groan!   But I really do like Fizban He's Interesting -- Entertaining, too His spells are never boring Because I never know what they'll do   ::poof!::   Gee, Fizban, that was great! But can I have my topknot back? What do you mean you've gone and whooshed it Into a gully dwarf's gunny sack????   ::at this point, a heated flurry of taunts, fists and chicken feathers erupts::   (Hiddukel is taking all bets.....)