How Do I Spank Thee
by Ursula Bare It and Brown It
by Ursula
How do I spank thee? Let me count the ways.
I spank the length and breadth and height
My hand can reach, when our rules you blithely slight
For thy round bottom being an ideal Grace.
I spank thy end striped and as richly pink of skin
As a Valentine heart to your sweet chagrin.
I spank thee freely and completely to right.
I spank thee however you squirm and fight.
I spank thee with the passion put to use
That I doth feel when you take chances.
I spank thee for my love I fear to lose.
When you engage in reckless stances.
And put your precious self in danger
With passing monster or deadly stranger.
How do I spank thee? Let me count the ways.
With belt, paddle, rod, and stinging cane
Ah, but never just to give you pain!
To keep you from your frequent strays
Doth cause my arm to ache and nearly strain.
When surely you know your reckless gambles
Leave my loving heart in shambles?
Beautiful and cherished of all my life! - and, if you choose,
I must often prove my love full better when I must bruise.