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The
new jokes section it just about done which you can see
by clicking here. If you feel that you could contribuate
in anyway to thie, with jokes cartoons or any other
funny sketches then either send the details to us at GangstersParadise@hotmail.comor you can fill out our
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Here is a sample joke, if you like it then there are
lots more in our new Joke Section
along with amusing cartoons. Take a look!
Roger is buying his cousin's used motorcycle. He
says, "My God, it's so shiny! It's like new! What's your
secret?" His cousin says, "Well, any time it's about to
rain, I coat the chrome with some Vaseline so it won't
tarnish. In fact, I won't be needing this any longer,
take my tube." Roger and his girlfriend are going to her
parents' house for dinner for the first time, so he goes
to pick her up on the motorcycle. As she's getting on
the bike behind him, she says, "Listen, I have to tell
you something. My family's a little strange. You can't
talk during dinner. If you talk during dinner, you have
to do the dishes." When they walk into her parents'
house, not only in the kitchen, but in the dining room,
the living room, on the stairs, the back porch,
everywhere, there are piles and piles of dirty dishes.
They haven't done the dishes in months. They sit down to
eat, and the whole meal, nobody talks. It's the end of
the meal, Roger is getting a little horny, and he
figures nobody is going to say anything, so he grabs his
girlfriend, and pops! her right there on the dining room
table. Nobody says anything. He's still a little horny,
and her mother is kind of cute, so he figures, "What the
hell?" He throws her mother up on the table and starts
to do her. He's just about done with her, when he looks
out the window and sees it's starting to rain on his
motorcycle. He reaches into his pocket and takes out the
tube of Vaseline. Her father jumps up and says, "All
right, all right, I'll do the fucking dishes."
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