The Darkside of Kilcullen
PAGE FROM GORDON KEENANS DIARY:2/12/'96 I was sitting in the music room practising my sax as i did every thursday.I had noticed this was a particularly hot afternoon for the time of year. I was in the middle of blaring out bla bla black sheep in a sweet c-minor key, when i was interrupted by a girl, but not just any girl, this girl this was none other than Naoise, she had something else, something that distinghuised her from all the others.She approached me, stood beside me, bent down and whispered in my ear, "gordon i am soo horny i just want to give myself to you right here, right now". Well i just turned to the chick and said, "listen pussycat you're cool and all but i am just a boy.Come back to me in a few years when i'm a man, a jazzman. I had to slip Gordons dad some top-notch animal porn.I hope you all can appreciate the sacrifice made by Eamon to give up a small percentage of his collection.Any way i think you will all agree it was worth it to get a glimpse into Gordons deranged mind. SO LONG AND LOOK OUT FOR MORE TRUE STORIES FROM "THE DARKSIDE OF KILCULLEN" |