The Darkside of Kilcullen

 

PAGE FROM GORDON KEENANS DIARY:2/12/'96
I was sitting in the music room practising my sax as i did every
thursday.I had noticed this was a particularly hot afternoon for the time of
year.
I was in the middle of blaring out bla bla black sheep in a sweet
c-minor key, when i was interrupted by a girl, but not just any girl, this girl
this was none other than Naoise, she had something else, something that
distinghuised her from all the others.She approached me, stood beside me, bent
down and whispered in my ear, "gordon i am soo horny i just want to give myself
to you right here, right now".
Well i just turned to the chick and said, "listen pussycat
you're cool and all but i am just a boy.Come back to me in a few years when i'm
a man, a jazzman.


I had to slip Gordons dad some top-notch animal porn.I hope you all can
appreciate the sacrifice made by Eamon to give up a small percentage of his
collection.Any way i think you will all agree it was worth it to get a glimpse
into Gordons deranged mind.

SO LONG AND LOOK OUT FOR MORE TRUE STORIES FROM "THE DARKSIDE OF
KILCULLEN"

 

1