Downloads:

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Download______________ Description Size


1. Bar~Tender


Okay, in this game you are THE BAR~TENDER. It is your job to make sure all of your customers get their drinks. The are a roudy buch of people and are in a bit of a boozey woozey hase. It they do not get what they want slaps will be throwen.

145kb


2. Beavis & Butthead
(NOT AVAILABLE YET)


In this game you can take control of either Beavis or Butthead. You just so happen to be on top of the school roof. The point of the game is to SPIT on as many people animals and other things as you can. You are timed and get more points for the more diffcult the shot. A brillant game!

1.19mb


3. Sexual Tetris


Name says it all really. It is a tetris game, but instead of joining blocks you ,emm, join people. Something to laugh at if nothing else.(not for children)

1.73mb


4. Yoda


Ever wonder what Yoda did when he was training his Jedi Knights...well get this and find out. Be warned though it may not be a pretty picture.(not for children)

568kb


5. Elf Bowling
(NOT AVAILABLE YET)


Santas Elfs are were not happy with the working hours or their pay. They demanded more benifts more hoildays and more MON£Y. Santa would have none of it and lined the little shits up at the end of the alley and bowled at them.

1.07mb


6. Monday Sucks


Mickey Mouse sings and dances in this little thing about how he hates Mondays. Funny at first, but gets boring and stupid very quickly. But worth getting just for the intinal reaction.

357kb


7. Wooly The Sheep


This is a Screen-Mate. It is a little white sheep that runs around your screen, doing all sorts of amusing tricks and other things, with occasional vists from other sheep and aliens. Very weird, but very funny.

310k


8. Drunken Baby


This is a very funny video(avi.) of a baby
(not a real one but more like Ally McBeal style)
This baby is a little different though he likes to dabble in the
proffession that is whiskey.
A must see.

615k

9. Good Willie Hunting

A game where Bill Clinton gets his own back on those that have pissed him off.
He gets to beat the shit out of people such as Starr, Hilary Clinton, and of course Monica with a big stick.
Like whack-a-mole. Great fun.

1.2mb
10. Smiley Face Hell

This a game all about inflicting pain and torment on an innocent happy Smiley Face. Using such weapons of torture as, hammers, chainsaws, knives, bombs ,cruise missles, machine guns, and a few other types. Very Cruel indeed.

1.3mb
11. Beer Me


A fuuny little thing that tests if you are drunk or not. It gives you simple test to close a little window. Can you do it?

93k
12. Frog Blender 2K


This is a really sick game about a frog in the blender. This frog tries to taunt and piss you off, but you have the uper hand. You see, you have 7 speed controls for the blender. If he does mange to piss you off just crank up the speed of the blender and watch him fly. heh heh heh heh. Twisted!

409k
13. Mopy Fish


Remember those Virtual Pet thingys. Well this is kinda like that only it is a screen-saver. You obtain points for every new document you make, print, save, etc',etc'. When you have enough points then you can go to their webpage and buy things for your fish, like food, water purifers, little castles, and some other fish to fill up your tank. Okay if you like that sort of thing.

1.3m
14. Madcow


Do you remember the great B.S.E. scare a few years back. Well this program here shows farmers what to look for in a dieased cow. Infact it would be good for everyone to see and know what to look out for.

276k
15. Coca-Cola


A Coca-Cola sponsered product. Download it and then send it to your friends.

263k
16. Turkey Lurky


A message mate. This is a Christmas festive message mate that you can send to your friends through your e-mail. It gives you th option on how to kill your christmas Turkey.

212kb
17. Encryped Folders


A handy little program that allows you to encript folders of your choice. Protected by a password. When encryped, they are invisable, scrambled and are not accessable. Infact the computer does not acknowledge that they excist. Very Nice.

213kb

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