Weird Shit

 


Welome to my New Weird Shit Section.
In my this my new weird shit section you will find
helpful advise must of which will make a dramtic
effect on your life. If not save it. There are new
games. Sounds and other weird shit. Enjoy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Did you know that drinking makes you more intelligent, it's quite simple really
I will refer to a herd of buffalos as an example...

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest
buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and
weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps
improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain
can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol,
we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the
slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's
why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

Bearing these facts in mind it is clear that drinking can be good for you.
But beneath is some helpful information as you do not want to wipe out
All the of the herd or all of your brain.
:)

 

TEST YOUR OWN BLOOD ALCOHOL

The legal limit is .08 percent in 16 states, .10 in 34 states. But what does this mean for you in the bar? For a 160-pound guy (chicks and little guys get drunk on less), here's the guide for drinks consumed in one hour (nursing a drink longer lessens the damage):
BAC* Drink equivalent (per hour) Buzz behavior
0.03 Glug A warm sensation addles your brain; you become expert at pinball and expressing affection for you friends, a bit worse at tongue twisters and gear-shifting.
0.08 Glug Glug Standing, speaking start becoming difficult; you've stopped noticing who, if anyone, is paying for you drinks; any words are now fightin' words.
0.18 Glug Glug Glug Glug Even a scabby, snaggle-toothed, leprous, two-headed grandmother with British teeth and a peg leg suddenly looks like Jewel in a Grammy dress.
0.28 Glug Glug Glug Glug Glug Glug You piss pants, pass out.
0.38 Glug Glug Glug Glug Glug Glug Glug Glug Rigor mortis - if you're not dead, you'll certainly wish you were tomorrow morning.

* Blood-Alcohol Concentration

 

 

 

 

Games

    Frog Blender 2000 -{409k}

This is a really sick game about a frog in the blender. This frog tries to taunt and piss you off, but you have the uper hand. You see, you have 7 speed controls for the blender. If he does mange to piss you off just crank up the speed of the blender and watch him fly. heh heh heh heh. Twisted!

Sexual Tetris -{1.7mb}

I think the name says it all really.

Bar Tender -{144k}

This is a really cool game. You are the barman and it is your job to serve all your costmers before the reach the end of your bar. You also have to collect the empty jars before they hit the ground. This game is in german or something. Press F1 to start a new game and "Space to give them pints".

Beer Me -{93k}

A progam makes shit of what happens to you when you are pissed.

Smiley Face Hell -{1.3mb}

This a game all about inflicting pain and torment on an innocent happy smiley face. It is a rather good program that allows you to use such painful things as hammers, chainsaws, knives, bombs, cruise missiles, machine guns, virus, and electrion to inflick pain on him.

Good Willie Hunting -{1.2mb}

A game where bill Clinton gets his own back on those that have pissed him off.

He gets to beat the shit out of people such as Starr, Hilary, Monica with a big stick. Like whack-a-mole styley.

    

 

 

 

Different Explorers

Made by me this will make your explorer look brillant with a different themes. What it does is simply replace the normal boring windows exploer icon in the top right corner with a more fun one. It also changes the old boring grey background. These were made for IE 3.x , 4.x , and 5x.

Lovely Ladies

In this explorer, that lady dances in the corner, While the background says "Hello World"

 

 

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