(You know you watch too much He-Man/She-Ra when...)
You are seriously talking about 10 years for a bachelor's degree.
You are failing your classes because you spend the time watching He-Man and She-Ra.
You are malnourished because all you eat is pizza in front of the TV.
You have talked about Honors Independent Study credit for He-Man and She-Ra research.
You have more than one dream about He-Man or She-Ra in a night.
More than 33% of your hard drive is He-Man and She-Ra.
You are broke, not just because of spending money on He-Man and She-Ra, but adding surround sound, big TV, or computer components to make it more enjoyable.
You sign email messages to non-He-Fans with your list name.
You draw a two-point perspective picture of castle Grayskull with Snake Mountain in the background when you have to draw 2-point perspective castle pictures for art class, and it looks cooler than anyone else's normal castles even though it doesn't look exactly like Castle Grayskull because you're drawing it from a crappy minicomic picture of it.
You spend more time working on your He-man and She-ra web sites than on any of your other web sites.
You name your pets after characters on the shows.
You mention He-man or She-ra everytime you talk to one of your friends on the phone.
You've accidently repeated phrases from the show, such as "By the way" and "Well aaaah".
Everytime you hear "By the way" you think about Prince Adam.
You've ever seen an episode and wanted to be there with them.
You think about a really cool story about the future of Adam and Adora...married, kids, there kids becoming the nesxt He-man and She-ra, etc.
Everytime you see a tiger, you think about Cringer from He-man.
Everytime you see a castle on TV, you think about Castle Grayskull.
You have an e-mail address and a nick name related to He-man or She-ra.
You're sitting in the middle of choir and start humming the theme songs.
You have had the thought cross your mind that you'd like "By the Power of Love" to be played at your wedding.
Your name is Adam.
You have a webpage dedicated to THE MAN or THE WOMAN.
You've had evil thoughts about the companies that won't release it and the word "unibomber" has sounded kinda kewl at the same moment..
You think that the FBI warnings at the beginning of the MOTU/POP videos that you rent from Blockbuster apply to everyone EXCEPT you.
You've entertained the thought of naming your kids Adam and Adora.
You think of a blue guy with a skull face everytime you hear the word "evil."
You would take the time to make such a list as the He-Man list.
You're on the He-Man/She-Ra mailing list.
You begin develop crushes on the cartoon characters themselves.
You begin to see strangers who you think look exactly like any of the characters.
You begin to think of the characters as actual people.
Your personal collection of figures is valued at over $1500.
You type up a "You know He-man has become an obsession when..." Top 10 list.
You casually refer to Man-at-Arms as Duncan, like the 2 of you are friends or something.
You ask your prom date if she ever collected She-Ra, when she replies that she did you attempt to purchase her collection at a bulk discount price.
You have a house fire and you attempt to extinguish the blaze using your c10 loose complete Snout Spout. You successfully put out the blaze but you have lost Snout Spouts axe somewhere in the ashes. You question whether it was worth it or not.
There is a picture of Skeletor on your dart board.
You order a special made pair of RamMan underoos from Osh-Kosh B'Gosh.
You turn off all the lights in your room just to see Scare Glow glow...more than 3 times a day.
You have sexual dreams involving various MOTU or POP femmes (for you girls, you dream about MOTU guys or even Bow...)
You are currently planning to go to Eternia for Spring Break.
You name your cat "Cringer".
You can recite some of the moral lessons at the end of the episodes word-for-word.
You are about to be beat up by some people at school, when you raise your notebook and say, "Notebook to Rope!"
You take a toy sword, raise it and say "By the Power of Greyskull!" (if you're male) or "For the Honor of Greyskull!" (if you're female) either thinking or hoping that you will transform into He-Man or She-Ra.
As above, but you say "For the Honor of Greyskull!" if you're MALE, or "By the Power of Greyskull!" if you're FEMALE.
You promise somebody that THIS will be the last episode you will make them watch in return for that cookie.
You rewind that transformation scene 3 times just because it's different than normal.
The thought actually crosses your mind to become a vigalante someday.
You go to the store and look in the toy section just hoping that MAYBE they found some old He-Man figures stuck behind some other merchandise in the back and they put 'em out for sale.
You get mad at your friends when they can't remember characters' names from the show. ("What do you mean WHO was the green tiger?? YOU MORON!!")
You get excited when people can't remember characters' names so you can show 'em how smart you are by naming EVERY character that you can remember.
You're in college, but still wear clothing depicting He-Man/She-Ra.
You wish they had Show-N-Tell in your classes so you could bring your figures and show 'em off.
You tell your friends what's going on on the mailing list as if they care.