Matt's Autopoke Bill

For those of you who are less skilled in arcade action games such as the popular "Bill's JavaPoke," this game's for you! Just sit back and relax, knowing that all your Bill's-eye-poking needs will be taken care of by your computer in the convenience of your own home.

Bill's Autopoke

Hard-working Bill works 'round the clock to serve you, dear customer.
In fact, Bill pokes himself in the eye once every 1.27 seconds! That means he pokes himself:

47 times every minute
2834 times every hour
68031 times every day
476220 times every week
1904881 times every month
24831496 times every year!

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