The Best Of Bill's Poking Comments

I'm back again...."Poke Bill", it's all I think about! Life no longer has any other meaning for me. Nothing matters except "Poke Bill". I have lost sixty pounds and since I quit my job I can no longer pay my rent. But as long as I can "Poke Bill" I feel O.K. Good luck to all, and remember..."Poke Bill".
-Hydra

Poking your eye was most enjoyable! Do you do parties? What a sense of vitreous humor. Thank you so much!
-jsides

All I can say is: beautiful, simply beautiful! It's a great way to releave the stress built up after trying to push the big red button that doesn't do anything. You guys are just great!
-Rachel E. Smith

I LOVED poking you in the eye...we poked you all day at school, some teachers even joined in the fun...it's a great way to get out all of my frustrations...THANK YOU BILL!!!
-Angie Cannon

This page made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside... kinda like I just ate a PUPPY!!! Love the page! Let me know when the Tickle-Me Bill toys are released.
-Xanadu

I laughed. I cried. It was better than Cats, I will see it again and again!
-Evan

this is very syupid and weird
-M. Bona

you suck more than anything that has ever sucked before
-heim1

I love it!!! Love it!!! Never before had I had so much FUNNN!!!! I LOVE YOUR EYE!!! JUST WANT TO .. . TO... POKE .. .GOTTA POKE. . .ooooooooooohhhhh . . .the pain . . .
-wombatix

i was pretty sad that i had to poke you in the eye at first, but then i thought it was fun. You're pretty sexy!
-Kerensa

Alex, You are one twisted guy. Thanks for letting me poke you in the eye it made my day lots better
-Klind

What a blast!! I had a wonderful time... I'll be back again, and again, and again, and again, etc., etc.
-Andy Spahr

Bill, myself and my kids have spent countless hours poking you in the eye.
-Colin

Man, I loved poking your mushy happy filled eye!!!! it was the bomb!!!
-Ryan Ford, The King of Canada

Of all eye-poking web pages, this is the best. I can't begin to describe how much I enjoyed poking Bill, over and over again. Sometime I wake up in the middle of the night and run to my computer, just so I can poke Bill. Over the last few weeks Thank you so much for the greatest eye-poking page on earth.
-John M. Borsa

i had so much fun that i spit coffee on the monitor screen the first time i poked you in the eye and didn't even mind!
-PJ Newman

This was the most profound experience of my life!
-ViperSL

Alas, poor Urich [sic], I mean Bill; I poked him well... Cute..
-KetTrek

MY GOD! If only I could come up with something this creative for my webpage. My page sucks compaired to this. May I ask what is the joke that inspired a Poke Bill in the eye game? I'm gonna add a link to your guy's page
-Todd

That was one of the most gratifying experiences of my natural life
- W.N. Worth

Liked it...Liked it Heaps!!!
-Ian P. Adams

That was great, Bill! But, do you think you could add a "Stick Bill's finger in his nose" component to the game? I think it would be a valuable enhancement. Nice fingerwork, Matt
-Pat Patterson

alex thanx for letting me poke you in the eye. it helps me get rid of the stress of every day life. let me know when you come up with kicking bill in the butt take it easy
-marc

I really, really liked it. It's much better than the Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything, where you keep clicking on the big button and nothing ever happens. This is a good stress reliever. How does Bill feel?
-Patrick Bolls

this was great!!! Now if you looked a little bit more like my boss it would have been better. Keep up the good work.
-Conrad Connick

Poking you in the eye made my stinking day
-David Losasso

This is the funnest thing i have done in a while (wich really tells ya a lot about my life :-) Thanks for giving me the opportunity to poke you in the eye. You are a legend
-Claire

loved it! did it numerous times even! released a little pent up tension, thank you.
-Samantha Levy

you are a retard
-Michael Colognesi

This is the absolute best the the net gets!!! I don't think I've ever had more fun on the Internet. Definitely the highlight of my day. Thanks!
-David Guttman

Most fun I've had since I put on a tin beak and went out pecking s*** with the chickens . . .
-Anonymous

you look like a dork and we thim nk your a moron
-newlib08

I love your eye-pokin', fast chompin' goodness!!! Will you be my best friend? I love you!!!!!!
-Cassie

Gave us a great laugh. Makes me want to go out and poke myself in the eye!!
-Donna Sennett

It was fun. You're kinda sick.
-Jason Herber

thanks for wasting way too much of our time
-Amit K Mathur

Dear poor Bill, I have to admit I have no reason to poke you in the eye, but it was awful fun Best wishes and a nice little kiss for your sore eye
-Bronwyn Wright

More fun than giving Bill a noogie... Better than giving Bill an Indian burn... More satisfying than dragging Bill naked behind a fast moving firetruck down a road made of 400 grit sandpaper while simultaneously spraying him with rubbing alcohol... All in all, a wonderful experience!
-Wendy Goen

THIS IS THE COOLEST WEB PAGE I HAVE EVER BEEN TO IN THE WHOLE WORLD. (exaggerated hyperbole) But your page is tres cool. Thanx for the fun.
-Luke Closs

it gives me a creamy nougat center
-wood3363

Too much fun to be believed!!!
-Lou Appell

It makes me want to poke Bill in the ear to loosen up the wax so he can hear this music!
-Ed Gish

Bill (and company), I experienced your "Eye Poke" game yesterday, and showed my friend Leesa. Thank you again for the entertainment--some of us here at Pierce M-Building at UC Davis are actually bored enough to be amused
-Bonnie

Based upon my intuitive nature, I'm venturing to guess that none of you, Matt, have girlfriends right now do you? I am also willing to bet that you are either a computer science or a engineering major and have networked all your computers together. Am I anywhere near accurate here?
-Bonnie's friend Leesa

Better than mud.
-Donny Roush

Wicked!!!
-Dominic

thank you for the Poke Bill in the Eye!! I needed to release stress and it was the perfect solution!! *9 out of 10 doctors agree, poking Bill in the eye is the best way to relieve stress and anxiety :)
-Ruffins

I am very impressed with your game! Poking Bill has been a great stress relief esp after taking my economics final today! Keep up the good work! Have a wonderful day and a great weekend!
-Michelle Patrick, Swainsboro, GA

I loved it. If you had two hands I'd poke you twice
-Scott Protchko

Bill, I think you have a problem. Why are you poking yourself in the eye. What is the purpose?
-Nancy Atkins

I love to poke you in the eye! Thanks for giving me a giggle for the whole day. I will tell all my friends so that we may all poke you in the eye all day long !
-Carrie Rutherford

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