Star Wars Great Quotes


#1: "As you wish." Boba Fett(The Empire Strikes Back)

#2: "I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie!" Princess Leia Organa(The Empire Strikes Back)

#3: "Were doomed!" C3P0(Return of the Jedi)

#4: "You know this ship has saved me many times, she's the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy." Lando Calrissian(The Empire Strikes Back)

#5: "Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try." Yoda(The Empire Strikes Back)

#6: "I have a really bad feeling about this." Han Solo(Return of the Jedi)

#7: "The force is with you young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet." Darth Vader(The Empire Strikes Back)

#8: "There is a great disturbance in the Force." The Emperor(The Empire Strikes Back)

#9: "This is no time to discuss this with the committee!" Han Solo(A New Hope)

#10: "Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops boy!" Han Solo(A New Hope)

#11: "No, I don't think he likes you at all....I don't like you either." C-3PO to R2-D2(A New Hope)

#12: "Why doesn't anyone listen to me?" C-3PO(The Empire Strikes Back)

#13: "Great kid! Don't get cocky." Han to Luke(A New Hope)

#14: "Into the garbage chute, flyboy." Leia to Han(A New Hope)

#15: "What an incredible smell you've discovered" Han to Leia(A New Hope)

#16: "Wonderful girl! Either I'm gonna kill her or I'm beginning to like her." Han(concerning Leia[A New Hope])

#17: "Why, you stuck-up...half-witted...scruffy-looking nerf-herder!" Leia to Han(The Empire Strikes Back)

#18: "I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit." Han to Luke(A New Hope)

#19: "I take orders from just one person: Me!" Han to Leia(A New Hope)

#20: "You know, sometimes I amaze even myself." Han(A New Hope)

#21: "What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it?" Han(A New Hope)

#22: "Never tell me the odds!" Han(The Empire Strikes Back)

#23: "Impossible man." C-3PO(concerning Han[The Empire Strikes Back])

#24: "Good. I hate long waits." Han(Return of the Jedi)

#25: "Well, short help is better than no help at all..." Han(concerning Ewoks[Return of the Jedi])


#26: "What a piece of junk!" Luke(A New Hope)

#27: "You've never heard of the Millenium Falcon?" Han to Ben and Luke(A New Hope)

#28: "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." Leia to Han(A New Hope)

#29: "This bucket of bolts is never going to get us past that blockade." Leia to Han(The Empire Strikes Back)

#30: "This baby has a few surpises left in her sweetheart." Han to Leia(The Empire Strikes Back)

#31: "Would it help if I got out and pushed?" Leia to Han(The Empire Strikes Back)

#32: "In my experience, there is no such thing as luck." Ben to Han(A New Hope)

#33: "Where did you dig up that old fossil?" Han to Luke(A New Hope)

#34: "When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master." Vader to Ben(A New Hope)

#35: "The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force." Darth Vader(A New Hope)

#36: "The Force will be with you...always." Ben to Luke(A New Hope)

#37: "Your mind powers will not work on me, boy." Jabba to Luke(Return of the Jedi)

#38: "Wars not make one great." Yoda(The Empire Strikes Back)

#39: "You must unlearn what you have learned." Yoda to Luke(The Empire Strikes Back)

#40: "When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not." Yoda to Luke(Return of the Jedi)

#41: "It's not wise to upset a Wookiee." Han to C-3PO(A New Hope)

#42: "Let the Wookiee win." C-3PO to R2-D2(A New Hope)

#43: "Come here, you big coward!" Han to Chewbacca(A New Hope)

#44: "Laugh it up, fuzzball." Han to Chewbacca(The Empire Strikes Back)

#45: "No, I am your father." Vader to Luke(The Empire Strikes Back)

#46: "" Jabba to Han(<>symbolizes Huttese[Return of the Jedi])

#47: "They'll have that shield down on time...or this will be the shortest offensive of all time." Lando(Return of the Jedi)

#48: "Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen." The Emperor(Return of the Jedi)

#49: "Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy." Ben(A New Hope)


#50: "Freeze! You Rebel scum!" Imperial officer to Han(Return of the Jedi)


#51: "There isn't enough life on this ice cube to fill a space cruiser." Han Solo(concerning Hoth[The Empire Strikes Back])

#52: "Then I'll see you in Hell." Han Solo(The Empire Strikes Back)

#53: "Hurry up, goldenrod, or your gonna be a permanent resident!" Han to C-3PO(The Empire Strikes Back)

#54: "Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!" C-3PO(A New Hope)

#55: "I've just about had enough of you. Go that way! You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you near-sighted scrap pile." C-3PO(A New Hope)

#56: "That malfunctioning little twerp!" C-3PO(concerning R2[A New Hope])

#57: "Watch your mouth kid, or your going to find yourself floating home." Han(A New Hope)

#58: "Greetings exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight, and friend of Captain Solo. I know that you are powerful mighty Jabba and that your anger with Solo must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with your greatness to bargain for Solo's life. With your wisdom, I'm sure we can work out an agreement that will be mutually beneficial and allow us to avoid any unpleasant confrontation. As a token of my goodwill I present to you a gift, these two droids. Both are hard working and will serve you well." Luke's holo message to Jabba the Hutt(Return of the Jedi)

#59: "Your gravely mistaken." Luke(Return of the Jedi)

#60: "Oh no, my young apprentice. You'll find that it is you who is mistaken about a great many things." The Emperor(Return of the Jedi)

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